If we’re going to do festive-themed rewrites…

I’m going to ask SirusXM what they think makes their signal so shitty, and use that.

‘hey, check out Barrow, there’s something odd there.’”

I’m shocked! Shocked, I say! How could such a tweet happen?

Hey Breanna, morning. It says “Ducks” in your headline :)

I wanna cheese donut now.

i snorted coffee. you get a star.

That’s just crazy.

If it’s that unbelievably fragile and sensitive, what’s gonna happen the first time you drop it? Is breaking the face unlock camera a serious risk?

the plane taking us there never arrived

But if it came from a different division, doesn’t that make it a crossover?

Why no link to the original Reddit post? I know you guys like to pretend you don’t pull half your content from Reddit, but if you’re going to mention it in the article, why not link?

Cincinnati Police Dept is actually pretty cool and understands that the taxpayer is the reason they have a paycheck because I have seen them help the common man and keep stupid people in check many times in my life. They seem to understand what “serve and protect” means. On the other hand, Ohio Highway Patrol and U…

Your cat flies an A-Wing, I take it?

Droids are autonomous vehicles! 

I like to imagine what those Korean astronomers would think if they were alive today to hear this news.

can’t get enough of this pic

Wow, that's a delightfully bizarre looking vehicle. Like a phone booth on a barge.