I once woke up to 4 police cars at my house with cops wanting to talk to me about a domestic violence call. My mom woke me up (I was a senior in high school) and I came to the door in my boxers. They said they had gotten a 911 call from my number with a girl screaming in the background. I said I knew nothing of it,…

Police don’t have physical copies of arrest warrants nor are they required to go the courthouse to get a copy and show it to you. Only search warrants are required to be on hand to be shown prior to the search. They couldn’t have complied with his request but none of that excuses their actions. There’s no shortage of…

Also, my employer is violating labor laws please have my whistleblowing complaint routed to my company’s management team by the Department of Labor so they can shred it thanks Ashit Pai.

Parents on one flight, kids on the other?

My father was a rural mountain vet and once had to get out of bed at 3 AM to treat a cat that had been attacked by a coyote, then do first aid on the cat’s owner because he pulled it out of the coyote’s mouth.

1 John 4:20-21

Sources inside the White House and close to the administration have told CBS News that Sanders—who became Trump’s personal spin doctor after former communications director Hope Hicks left—has said that she plans to leave the administration at the end of the year.

That probably wouldn’t get the rock out of the bed but it might solve some other problems.

For all the bullshit spewing from their mouths, that was an absolutely artful boulder drop onto a tiny target. Kudos to the bobcat operator.

Since when is this a question of “need”? :D

My emotional support snake finds your lack of empathy depressing. On the other hand, the emotional support honey badger doesn’t give a shit.

The President and his emotional support bear.

Probably the worst headline....

Yes Tesla’s autopilot is demonstrably dangerous like most cars when......

This is why the internet was made.

Wish I could watch a time-lapse video of their creation, that’s awesome!

I’m upset by how great this is

Pai deserves to have his brains extracted through his nostrils via soup ladle. Alas, I think you might lose the ladle in the emptiness up there.

One submission under each topic?