I once woke up to 4 police cars at my house with cops wanting to talk to me about a domestic violence call. My mom woke me up (I was a senior in high school) and I came to the door in my boxers. They said they had gotten a 911 call from my number with a girl screaming in the background. I said I knew nothing of it,…

Police don’t have physical copies of arrest warrants nor are they required to go the courthouse to get a copy and show it to you. Only search warrants are required to be on hand to be shown prior to the search. They couldn’t have complied with his request but none of that excuses their actions. There’s no shortage of…

Parents on one flight, kids on the other?

My father was a rural mountain vet and once had to get out of bed at 3 AM to treat a cat that had been attacked by a coyote, then do first aid on the cat’s owner because he pulled it out of the coyote’s mouth.

1 John 4:20-21

Sources inside the White House and close to the administration have told CBS News that Sanders—who became Trump’s personal spin doctor after former communications director Hope Hicks left—has said that she plans to leave the administration at the end of the year.

That probably wouldn’t get the rock out of the bed but it might solve some other problems.

For all the bullshit spewing from their mouths, that was an absolutely artful boulder drop onto a tiny target. Kudos to the bobcat operator.

My emotional support snake finds your lack of empathy depressing. On the other hand, the emotional support honey badger doesn’t give a shit.

The President and his emotional support bear.

This is why the internet was made.

Wish I could watch a time-lapse video of their creation, that’s awesome!

I’m upset by how great this is

Because of nazi’ism.

Personally, I’m a millennial with a freezer full of frozen stuff and a microwave I’ve had since college, when I got it for free. But to each their own.

I think the best course of action for the school would be to actually replace the RA and the campus police with a goat and two turkeys. They would probably spread less shit around them and have more positive interactions with students.

It’s certainly looking like the trend for them to do now:

My face hurts from laughing at this.

Kellyanne is equal parts unintentional comedy and incompetency.

People that scared should not be allowed to own guns.