My money is on stroke too. If it hit the wrong spot in his brain, he’d have to spend six months to a year just relearning speech, much less TYPING IN ALL CAPS.

And where was that bubble shield pro players use? IT’S THE LITTLE DETAILS, INCREDIBLE STUNT PERFORMERS AND CINEMATOGRAPHERS.

It’s like an NHL “Upper Body Injury.” I understand why it’s vague, but I want to make sure he’s not, like, in a coma unable to tweet for months on end because of concussion protocol.

WITH LOTS OF ALL CAPS!!!!!

These are entitled Gen Z athletes demanding payment for their labor and snapchats! Millennials are all in the league now, and the oldest ones are about to retire.

In real life Plaza thought Cera’s character was cool and they almost got married in Vegas.

I haven’t been able to watch any of these episodes because I don’t want to say goodbye to my friend... I’m really sad CXG is ending. At least it’s on its own terms.

Gritty and the Babadook are putting in WORK for the Left.

At least it wasn’t a hip. She’s down 0-1 in the count, but she can come back and draw a health walk.

They call it out in the Planned Parenthood episode. Both characters are so incredibly fucked up I don’t think we have the language to describe it. One is a man child so slowed developmentally he breaks the shame wizard and the other is a drunk, emotionally neglected housewife who appears to be imprisoned in her room.…

You should’ve thrown Bo on there. Dude was an all-star in two pro sports and barely worked out. If that’s not possible superhuman genes, I don’t know what is.

The ref should’ve blown the play dead. He had Danny locked up for a solid second or two. How else was he supposed to get him down? The refs did that all game when runners got held up. I’m surprised no one got seriously hurt in those dog piles.

I always imagined Bloom as that kind of horse.

Serena. You forgot Serena.

Funny thing, she and Issac Newton try to murder each other through time like Doctor Who and the Master.

One of the greatest short films in television history.

Van Ness already hosts Gay of Thrones and Queer Eye. The cross-over was inevitable.

to act as the sitting Basketball Pope

Kai if the most ham fisted and awful conflict shoe-horned into BB or BCS. Every time that guy gets mentioned it takes me out of the show.

That’s an incredibly optimistic take on JC Penney’s viability.