this looks awesome but I will always want an “Are you afraid of the dark” TV revival.

Make no mistake- the united armies of Pillowtown and Blanketsburg will not let this stand.

The correct answer is, of course, “Cookie all mine. No share cookie.”

I used to like when people photoshop stock wallpapers, like in the case of XP;

am i stupid or is this stupid?

Technically a firefox is a red panda. Not even in the same infraorder, same suborder yes. This was a fennec, since it has those really dumb large ears.

Go Bunny Go!

you know what.. I think it was a Pentium and not a Pentium 3.... Cuz I remember myself getting a Pentium 2 with like 4GB hdd or something...

Party Cloudy Time!!!!!

The only thing that is encrypted on my computer is my pornography hard drive. Just in case i fall over and die or something so that my nearest and dearest still can have a modicum of respect for me.

I’m fascinated by this sort of... hypocrisy? No, that sounds far too strong. Perhaps, species myopia? I absolutely adore my cat and I wouldn’t want her fed to another animal. But the main difference between my cat and a kitten is that my cat is my cat. She has a name, a license, a history, all of these construct the…

Maybe. >.> <.< >.>

You seem unable to distinguish one-time events with lifetime achievements, so this conversation is over.

huh, so that’s across the board? Good to learn that, I thought that was just how my Asperger’s affected me. The more you know? I guess? Though that whole chess thing also makes me shitty at it since there isn’t any real risk or reward to playing the actual game, so I don’t really ever try.

Tuce, didn’t think of that outcome. I really tend to not use the internet that day since I find most pranks annoying and lame, and that day in general just annoying.

“Coffee with Satan” sounds like a morning show I’d actually want to watch.

I approve this because it would make 'Stretchy Fun Time Pants' a valid term.

Oh yeah! I used to live in Texas and my co-workers would circle up in the mornings and pray up clouds of angels around them to keep the devil out of the copier. For realsies. Oh how I wish I was exaggerating.

Oh, and if you really want to kill something, go on a pig hunt. Only weapon they allow is a big knife. Pigs bite - have fun.

What do you mean they don't work???!!!