this looks awesome but I will always want an “Are you afraid of the dark” TV revival.

“Coffee with Satan” sounds like a morning show I’d actually want to watch.

I approve this because it would make 'Stretchy Fun Time Pants' a valid term.

Oh yeah! I used to live in Texas and my co-workers would circle up in the mornings and pray up clouds of angels around them to keep the devil out of the copier. For realsies. Oh how I wish I was exaggerating.

Not going to lie - I would be more likely to attend.

Yeah. People are fascinated by you, but not for the reasons you think.

What do you mean they don't work???!!!