As long as Rosario stops playing Ahsoka as Morpheus, I am very excited about the show and I’m ok with this series giving us Ahsoka the Grey, knowing that eventually we’ll get Ahsoka the White, but given that... she shouldn’t play this role as 100% serious all the time. Ashley brought a level of lightness and snark to…

Take 2 cups space nazis from 40K, one 90's cover of the Hyperion paperback, Wisk in two tablespoons Gladiator’s visuals, a heavy dose of Star Wars’s every planet an ecosystem/culture (viking planet, planet feudal Korea, planet Arizona etc..) Soak in the plot to 7 Samurai overnight until nostalgic then bake in slow…

The real question is how are you going to have an 80's McDonalds without the smoking section, the horrifying Grimace jail playground and coke spoons I mean coffee stirs.

Godzilla turned the home owners association against me for not bringing my trash cans in on time.

I like the weirder Tales of the Jedi format that they’ve explored with Visions, and I had sort of hoped the Mandalorian was going to be more of a Wolf and Cub story of the week than part of a large interconnected narrative but I’m guessing the algorithm doesn’t think that will sell.

“food golem” is a way more horrifying combination of words than an enchanted cookie brings to mind. I like the variation in art styles in this series. Maybe not the more Anime/pokemon styled ones but the Abigail Larson and Shafer Brown ones work really well to lean into the “fairytale” or storybook aesthetic. They…

Just this scene of the movie, the rest was meh.

Billionaires should just let us hunt them for sport like god intended. It’s the only way they’ll truly feel alive. Like Guns Akimbo but with pasty tech billionaires facing their most exploited employees.

Does Batel have a first name?

One more thing... the word”YOUNGLINGS” is irksome. Couldn’t they have said like “I’m reading 3 juvenile Gorn on the whathaveyou.” Or hatchlings or something. Younglings makes me think Anakin is going to show up and behead the lot of them.

I’m still not sure why this episode didn’t land as well for me as it should.

This made me realize how much Matt Berry needs to do audiobooks. Like the Iluminatus trilogy or some Pratchett.

This would be perfect. Unreliable narrator Lando telling stories of his adventures over a hand of Sabacc, or picking up items in his house. “Did I ever tell you the time Vuffi Raa almost got me killed on Oseon?” More than the Clone Wars Announcer setting up the episode, less than Drunk History... Like the Princess…

It really felt like the entire show was just setting her up to fill Nick Fury’s shoes. Super Scrull fight... meh, Rhody is a Scrull... don’t care, A president we’ve never met is under attack by fake Russians... I didn’t vote for the guy. Talos and Hill didn’t need to die to set up Queen Anne as the new spymaster, and…

prothetic: of, relating to, or involving prothesis.   The gloves resemble hands, but are not in and of themselves replacement hands or prosthetic hands. I think the writer used the right word, it’s just not used as often as the word prosthetic. 

You’re probably right. If you see hoof prints think horses not zebras. If you see a social media company on fire think entitlement bred incompetence not strategy.  

I still think he is actively destroying Twitter on purpose. It’s a very visible dumpster fire that takes any attention away from anything he’s doing at SpaceX and Tesla, and it’s tanking what was once a great way for the average person to speak truth to power and an extension of the Fourth Estate. He’s not paying any…