This made me want a Simon Peg/Ewan McGregor detective or cold war spy movie.

“What if we used H as a design element. You know H for Hundai.”
“um, ok how exactly.”

The second one lost the scale and weight by making the robots too fast and not keeping the human scale in mind for every shot. I get the whole “What if Voltron, but a bad guy.” but it had so many dead end plot points. It was trying to be everything for everyone and lacked cohesion. The first one had bits that were not…

I have so many questions about this thing. Has this passed any crash tests? If you get into a fender bender how will you get it fixed with it being unibody? With it weighing as much as it does: 1. how safe is that thing to other vehicles, 2. have they figured out the suspension and brakes, and 3. will added weight…

The DM said the Bard was too powerful and made him wear a haunted wig, he’s now at 4 char and hasn’t written a decent song in the past two campaigns. 

From the trailer it looks like that sweet spot between unhinged staring into your soul Shin Godzilla and the slowly nerfed over time American Godzilla that keeps shrinking and fighting King Kong.

Tempest Summary:
Prospero uses magic to conjure a storm and torment the survivors of a shipwreck, including the King of Naples and Prospero’s treacherous brother, Antonio. Prospero’s slave, Caliban, plots to rid himself of his master, but is thwarted by Prospero’s spirit-servant Ariel. The King’s young son Ferdinand,…

Rey to absolutely no-one: “Love... Love will tear us apart... and attachment.”
Padawan: “what?”
Rey again to no-one: “Our 3 principal flaws are Attachment, fear, and love and an almost fanatical dedication to the Jedi order. No... Amongst our flaws... Amongst our flaws are such elements as fear, attach- I’ll come in…

Weird deep cut, but does anyone remember the Ducktails Movie? It was Indiana Jones but with ducks, I remember a giant golden coin/tilting floor balance trap that ended up getting reused in a few live action Indy imitator movies, and even in that part of the third Hobbit movie where they’re fighting on the ice.

Bit by a radioactive ____ universe.

Beastmaster at least had trained ferrets. This is Russel Crowe wishing he was Italian, and “we don’t know what to do with Aaron Taylor-Johnson.” the movie. Just give us the Tangerine and Lemon movie.

To continue the “was that on purpose?” thought experiment. I found that with the humor, for the most part I was laughing “AT” the movie rather than “With” the movie, including the whole baby in a microwave thing. A particularly egregious part of the Chrono Bowl scene invokes a specific Kevin Smith bit that I know was…

Onstar works with law enforcement and can shut a car down remotely. That has been standard in any GM car built with Onstar since 2009. I think the car industry is using fears of a Fast and the Furious car wizard as a way to get around keeping things behind a paywall and ignoring the spirit of Right to Repair. 

So who was the real villain of the story? Miguel? Spot? Gwen? Other Miles? Yes Miguel was doing the whole council of Ricks/Kangs/Watchers/Reeds thing and is basically a time cop, but would he be in the clear for just snuffing a spiderman that doesn’t toe the origin story line, that’s badguy territory? Spot seems like…

Zack Snyder presents the Battle Beyond the Staaaaaaars!

At least give us a wheel option like this. I’m too lazy to photoshop these wheels on the blue xlt up there. 

Boston checking in. While no particular car tends to stick out, I will say that driving them directly into a building and/or flipping them over on a rotary seems to be a trend. Seems like one news article a week for the past... ever. And not just like “boop” run into a building, more like “guided missile” into a…

I totally forgot about murdur-durdur, that was a good show N@.