Spirit Halloween designer desperately taking notes:
“Sexy environmental activist manifesto”
“Greenwashed business bro”
“Sexy windmill”
“Gizmodo writer”
“angry internet commenter”
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“Get it? Let. That. sINK in.... No?... Nothing?
*Hands sink to this week’s handler/bodyguard/assistant named Mercy.
“Why doesn’t Nathan Fielder love me? I explicitly requested it.”
- Ole Musky probably
The best use of Hal Jordan was using him as a voice over in Emerald Knights. Nathan Fillion just telling stories about other Green Lanterns. Turned him into Peter Faulk from the Princess Bride.
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Yaddle will wear high heels in the swamp of Degobah while doing all the flippy spinny lightsaber stuff because it is integral to her character. But part of me wants it to be Bryce Dallas Howard pulling a Frank Oz voice. Like imagine her doing the Yoda giggle.
Can we just have a Marvel one off with Michael Peña and Kat Dennings and Randall Park hanging out with Wong and Akwafina and Simu Lu and Cobie Smulders talking about their adventures and each doing the voiceover, like a clip show but with really really unreliable narrators. Like Akwafina’s could all be done with…
I’m guessing Wasp will get her own “side quest” where they get separated when sucked into the device giving Scott and Cassie some time together. As for the TVA, I’m guessing Loki and Mobius will be in a post credit scene riding a jet ski together. Loki’s the big spoon but Mobius will be driving.
I mean he tells everyone it’s an energy shield... it’s really just light blue taffeta.
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
“Find me the skeeziest picture of whomever the hell Billie Eilish is dating and the most Billie Eilish-ish picture of Billie Eilish for this piece. It’s 2022 nobody is going to click on an image of Emma Watson, the last one of those movies came out 12 years ago.” - Some Editor
The Question and Huntress on the tail of Kite Man or the Clock King. As long as Jeffrey Combs gets to voiceover the Question and we keep Winstead as Huntress.
Like a clone made by the romulans as a failed sleeper agent.
A world weary interior designer from the big city reluctantly returns to her home planet of Sakaar to save her family’s failing pizza restaurant and meets the most unexpected man. This Christmas Kate Winslet is... Hulk for the Holidays.
Well I’m sure the 38 people who use this billion dollar VR platform will eventually enjoy this.
“Wolfson! Female Figure! EIGHT years ago!” - Morf Vandewalt
I liked how Thrawn saw that at his core, Vader hated the storm troopers and was comfortable grinding them into paste with little regard to them as a resource as long as it got the job done. Thrawn understood HR, Vader just sees other people as a means to an end. This is also that whole Umbridge was the bigger villain…
Sooooo.... lake Victoria? That’s a pretty big dot, Uganda, Kenya, Tanzania, South Sudan could all be in that circle.
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The Subaru Brat’s doofier cousin.