He was a furniture boy
Said see you later boy
He wasn’t a good enough a chair
She had a pretty face
Saved the Human race
by closing a magic do.oh.oor.

At the end of the first season of Ahsoka’s show, Ezra introduces his new padawan Kyp that he rescued from some spice mine somewhere, and in season 3 of the Mandalorian we’ll stumble across plans for the Sun Crusher. Yes I know it’s a Mary Sue of a superweapon. Just give it like a stupid design flaw like it’s so so…

Deadpool shows up in a post credits scene holding Blade’s sword from the original movie, “Look what I found.” forgets to push the little button and gets his hand blown off. Mahershala Ali picks it up, walks off camera saying nothing, while Ryan Reynolds explains that “Those 3 movies aren’t cannon Daywalker, this is a…

We shouldn’t give domestic terrorists cool sounding names. It should be “Whiny-baby pissboy terrorist” or “guy who thinks tekwar is real.” While nobody died, the threat and the deliberate intent to harm researchers was very real.

Wait, so Bucky and Kirkland brand Cap are on the same team now? The rest of the Thunderbolts better give US Agent a hard time for being objectively the worst.

or Bill Burr

You’d like the First Law Series by Joe Abercrombie and the Dagger and Coin series by Daniel Abraham. I was sort of hoping that this series would veer closer to “nobody’s sacred” and like you was expecting the first volley of arrows to take out Matt Smith, giving his army the motivation to take out the crab people…

And it’s Johnson up at bat after that dismal display by Abrams. Let’s see if he’s got it in him and OH he remade Empire! That’s gotta hurt.

He seems to be taking a swig of some sort of blue milk as he steps back to the plate and well... the entire sidequest was pointless.

So that’s oh and two... tasting the dirt…

So far it’s a bit dull and I’m having trouble caring about anybody. As far as palace intrigue goes the beats are pretty telegraphed. I’m going to ally with your evil brother because you didn’t marry my frighteningly young daughter to consolidate power. The king physically rotting as a really on the nose metaphor for…

I liked that nobody really had “main character armor” except maybe Jon Snow and Dany. Everyone else could die at the drop of a hat. That is rare in an ensemble show and it felt like there were actual stakes involved with characters’ decisions. That and there was some actual character development like Jamie’s arc from…

The entire show should have been Kung-Fu the Obi-Wan story. Running from the law, helping out where he can without drawing too much attention getting lost in the desert and hallucinating that Qui-Gon wants him to go find something in the outer rim only to second guess himself since he was really dehydrated. The tone…

Gargoyles as a subversive horror movie serving as an allegory for institutionalized racism. I mean as long as Johnathan Frakes and Keith David are somehow involved and the entire movie is a Xanatos gambit, I’m in.

I think any sequel should jump around in time/location. Let’s drop a Predator ship in the middle of the Third Mithridatic War and have it recorded as “a giant meteor hit the battlefield.” Or in the Mongolian Steppes vs cavalry, fighting the Sea People in Egypt, being the basis for Tialoc the Aztec god, in the…

WB: Wheel of morality turn turn turn, tell us the lesson we should learn.
-Ding
Yacko: Burn down HBO for the insurance money.

Dakota - “So this giant mostly invisible monster that has killed like a million people in this movie so far, and literally punched a grizzly to death.... that’s what you picked to hunt as your rite of passage?”
Amber Midthunder - “Yup.”
Dakota - “nerd”
Amber Midthunder - “What was that? I can’t hear you over the sound of…

Notice the distinct lack of feet. 

It is much better now that they’ve toned back the Family Guy butt-poop jokes and leaned into the sci-fi as social commentary storytelling. There are episodes that feel like alternate reality TNG episodes. BIG TNG vibes.  Did they ever explain why Seth has a Kermit puppet on the desk in his office... ready room..…

“Eben”

You’re not technically an astronaut unless you’re from the NASA province of Texas, otherwise its just sparkling tourism and a product of late-stage capitalism and American Oligarchy.

I think we’ve had a bunch of cool “moments” in predator movies since the first one, but not a good sequel. Parts of the Adrian Brody one worked (starting the movie in freefall and Walton Goggins’s character for instance) but more predators isn’t scarier or more badass just like in Predators bigger autistic predators…