I vaguely remember playing it. The Monopoly money instead of being $10, $50, $100 was $10M, $50M, $100M, and all of the properties had cheesy 80's designs that were very “Patrick Nagel-y,” beyond that I just remember that the game was a slog to get through.

It’s like monopoly, only dumber and more infuriating.

Yates, Flynn, Bahara you’re cut. Comey, Dubke, Spicer, Priebus, Scaramuchi cut. Bannon, cut. Price, Powell, Omerosa cut. McCabe, Porter, Cordish, Hicks, Cohn you’re cut. Tillerson and McEntee you guys are great.. cut.

Every now and again, I’ll do the Kennith thing of imagining everyone as a muppet.

Funky Fanfare = Feature Presentation

Only the best.

Funny thing is, just a few years ago in the previous administration (I think 2013, but could be wrong) there was a successful push to open up the SNAP program so that it could be used at farmers markets as a way to simultaneously provide healthy local foods to Americans in need and to allow those funds to flow…

You’re not missing anything. She’s not fasting, she’s drinking a stick of butter for breakfast and wondering why she’s still hungry at noon. She’s likely not entering ketosis from the intermittent fasting to burn fat. Here’s a guide to Intermittent fasting that goes into more detail.

They could just pass these out before each press briefing. Winning reporter yells BINGO! and gets a free hat.

The maneuver you’re referencing has been coined “shoaling” by BSNYC. Where other bikers will drift further into the intersection in front of you at a light, gradually building a shoal of jack holes (also known as “Freds” or “Dentists”) in the cross walk that you then have to work your way through the wall of cyclists…

Go to the grocery store, and buy your hungry man dinner and 3 sort of green bananas using the self scan lane. Or maybe one of these things from the 70's

I wear it as a belt when I’m riding. The chain is made out of some space metal alloy. I left it overnight outside and came back to three broken hacksaw blades and a broken pair of bolt cutters on the ground next to my bike.

Maybe a more aero Bjorn? One of the tacticool ones with the molle straps all over them?

I commute to work in Boston, by bike when it’s warm and train when its not. Drivers here are less than enthusiastic about having to share the road with bikers. (*translation, I’ve been hit & doored multiple times and am regularly yelled/honked at and I’m not a red light running sociopath). What collective actions…

“what is a quince”