Didn’t some kid win a science fair by comparing the amount of ecoli in a bunch of chain restaurants’ ice to the amount in the toilet water?

As long as he plays this on full blast every time he gets in his car.

Well... Minnesota in the fall is amazing. Permafrost hasn’t set in yet, and the mosquitos are mostly dead. The lakes haven’t frozen over and become a breeding ground for fishing/drinking shanties yet and you can have a really good bonfire. I miss living there. Also this reply is basically this:

You’d think there’s easier ways for a detective to do that, and given his knee-jerk reaction to the nurse this guy doesn’t exactly seem like “a planner.”

Amazingly, ignorance of the law is only a defense if you are a police officer. The blood that was drawn (if it was) is now pretty worthless in any legal sense because it was obtained without a warrant, so all Detective Payne did was expose his department to suits from: the truck driver/burn victim, his trucking…

It doesn’t list the carpet ones of putting ice cubes on the indentations and retying the piece of fringe so that it looks like you rotated it. Man I had almost forgotten that book.

I do a separate thing for caramelized onions, but yea.

I toast the bun on the grill, then put cheese on the bun while it’s still hot and place the burger on it. I don’t have a up/down orientation preference for cheese location. just the opposite side from tomato & Lettuce & pickle.

If you say “I see a little silhouetteo of a man,” Siri turns into a sad robot version of Freddy Mercury.

Well, some of them do. Bernie, Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren... I think it’s more about messaging and the widening divide between how certain people and policies are portrayed by the news media. For instance depending on which news you consume Net Neutrality is either “a plot to turn the internet into basic cable…

Shouldn’t this also have some chorizo in it? Every time I’ve had paella it’s had pork of some kind in addition to the seafood.

Well they’re not going to apologize and admit they don’t have a case, at least until it is thrown out of court for them not really having a leg to stand on. Wait wasn’t there a whole Silicon Valley episode about this?

Yes I wasn’t sure how exactly to phonetically write that. The hyphens don’t really break it up, sometimes it’s two syllables sometimes three.

Terre Haute (TeriHoat) Indiana, Notre Dame (Noter-Dame) Indiana, Pierre (Pier) South Dakota, Pompeii (pom-pay-eye) MI. French trappers sort of screwed with Michigan, Indiana, and Illinois pronunciation. Those from Indiana also have a propensity to drop “to be” verbs in sentences. Eg. “That needs done.” vs. “That…

*Also work at a university and commute to work.

bike salmon, and shoaling. If I’m at a light waiting for it to change, please don’t pull 90% the way into the middle of the intersection to stop in front of me and then take 10 minutes to get back into your freaking eggbeaters. Queue up behind me Fred.

Little Bobby Tables we call em.

That or all of your books. You start out thinking, sure I’ll be able to lift this tiny box, it’s just paper. By the end of the day your back and knees curse the information storage by tree trunk that you call a library. And that’s once you’ve gotten past the distraction of “Oh Hey I remember this” you get from…