It doesn’t list the carpet ones of putting ice cubes on the indentations and retying the piece of fringe so that it looks like you rotated it. Man I had almost forgotten that book.

So... Sort of like the Ash Vs. Evil Dead treatment yea?

The wrist knife needs a good cheesy name like “The Glaive.”

I do a separate thing for caramelized onions, but yea.

I toast the bun on the grill, then put cheese on the bun while it’s still hot and place the burger on it. I don’t have a up/down orientation preference for cheese location. just the opposite side from tomato & Lettuce & pickle.

Throwback Stannis for the grammar win!

I just realized that the shoulder pads are made of pouches. The 90's were definitely peak pouch.

Try this

Obligatory, “Still a better love story than Twilight.”

Really hoping they film on location at the House of the Rock when they get to that point.

I have a Wink enabled window box air conditioner. I like it because I can put it on a schedule where it turns off when I leave for work, and back on an hour before I come home... and if I’m lazy/forgetful I can turn it on or adjust the temperature with my phone. I didn’t know it was part of a larger ecosystem of…

Some sort of Megafauna, a giant Sloth or a huge elk, maybe one of those elephants with 4 tusks? Maybe a giant flaming ghost-dog-sled?

Oof, tried to rewatch it recently. The sound effects are... um... literally Little Richard soundbites. And why was there a fan dance again? And why is Sybok such a freaking doofus? And they go camping? Like twice?

This. Although it’s not like they’re going to depict Zeus getting drunk and then turning himself into a swan for a hot night on the town, it would have been nice to have wit, wisdom, and strategy take on brute strength in the final battle and win.

I wish that movies that rely upon this pantheon would explore the differences between Ares - god of brutality in war vs. Athena - god of being a smartypants in war. Ares is like if a god were a Michael Bay movie, all explosions and no plot, and Athena is all spygames subterfuge codebreaking and misinformation. It’s a…

Random Musings:

They could hire an MTV video editor to make all of the security briefings televised and in a format that 45 understands (small words, brief recaps consisting of “and that’s bad for America” or “and that would be super embarrassing”).

Sharron Carter. Shield agent, Cap’s love interest, legacy agent. Skrull.

“A Flying Brick, I like that.”

Fusco as a guest star, occasionally popping in to show everyone how well he’s doing with his kid and on the dating scene now that he’s stepped back from fighting omniscient AI’s.