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Ah Yes, the “Riker Maneuver”

Johnathan Livingston.... Pigeon

Arms Akimbo?!

There it is!

it sort of “scrolls to the right”

Pretty sure that’s product placement for Lucky brand Jeans. Guessing they were in talks with Louisville Slugger to sponsor her bat, but something more bespoke and fashion forward like Pillbox https://www.pillboxbatco.com might be a better tie-in.

This week on the Machine adventures of Shaw N’ the Bear, Sameen takes on the plucky and socially incompetent creators of a ransomware script who get in way over their head with an international banking and money laundering cabal. *cue intro theme music “Sour Cherry by the Kills”

There’s that azolla fern that looks sort of like duckweed and thrives on CO2... would work as a filter but we’d have to really ramp up production of something that we would then have to bury. I think? Feeding it back to animals would re-release it via poop & exhalation right? We could um.. grind it up and use it as

Any time I write something like this, even as a joke, I think.... If I had American Business English tourettes and wanted to make someone vomit in their mouth a little bit, what would I write. Usually including the word “Deliverable” as a noun because that makes me cringe. It’s up there with “Moist” and “Blog as a

“Using (insert contemporary performing artist song), we are leveraging company assets and re-contexualizing existing content to cash in on summertime audiences who are outside the target demographic for the production. This synergistic, intertextual marketing campaign forcibly pairs the audience’s emotional response

There is an Imgur/Reddit thread where “Luis explains” the Capitan America movie. If the whole next Ant-man movie was just him explaining the MCU start to finish, while the actors lip synch what he says and gets the story completely wrong, I think we’d all be happy. Like Drunk History meets the MCU.