Take some edibles and watch ASMR videos. Works for me.

How many consecutive championships would the Nets need to win before more New Yorkers owned Nets merch than Knicks?

Oh, buddy, you don’t know how bad the Mets’ bench is.

I’m not being facetious when I saw that Steven Matz is a better hitter than anyone who could’ve pinch hit for him.  Matz is hitting .243 this season! 

But it gets worse: Lugo wasn’t going to go three innings. At best, you’re getting two out of him. so Mickey (1) pulled a cruising Matz (2) to bring in his best reliever, (3) cold, (4) against the bottom of the Braves’ lineup (5) which, in a best case scenario, would require him to bring in Edwin Diaz in the ninth…

(TKTKTK don’t forget to write some jokes about what they call a Quarter-Pounder on Qo’nos and drop them in here later. Also, remember to call Mom.)

Is that weird? that’s... also how I eat pancakes. If they’re light and fluffy enough, and you saturate them in enough syrup, you can just eat them from the middle with a fork.

If you’re going to call out Traina (whose podcast I’ve never once listened to), I feel compelled to ask: What would be an appropriate ratio?

The not-particularly-workable-but-probably-best-case-scenario three state solution has been Egypt annexing Gaza and Jordan annexing the West Bank, with their relatively friendly relations with Israel and lots of US aid creating a security apparatus that allows Israel to be okay with it.  Of course, the hard back is…

1000% agree. I feel like everyone here stanning this episode has to be deluding themselves.  There were no stakes, there was no tension, there were no twists. It was purely straightforward, with no sense of narrative arc.  We got no explanation as to why anything was happening except “zombies gonna zombie.”  For all…

Meanwhile, on Long Island...

It’s actually

No matter how hard I try, I can’t say “Corno Pronk” out loud without laughing.

Sharky Laguana and Pope Thrower are criminally underseeded.

Reminds me of the impossible Quindarius Gooch / Mike Diaper first round matchup last year.  Top 5 names in the entire field.

Nothing needs to absorb 10-15K cars. Even if public transportation is “inconvenient,” it’s still taking a good chunk of the crowd. And typically, folks carpool (or families/friends drive together) to games.  And Belmont is still on the Nassau side of the Queens border.  Folks can easily take Hempste Turnpike, Jericho…

“For Islanders fans traveling from Long Island, that will mean bypassing the arena, switching trains at the Jamaica station in Queens, and doubling back on a shuttle train.”

This ring is very very slightly included. Just like me, on the Mets depth chart.

There has never been any indication that Peter King is another other than a really good dude. His journalism might not be the most incisive, but I don’t think anyone’s ever had a bad word to say about him as a person. 

This one, actually, kinda makes sense. Walton’s from San Diego, so presumably, he went to a high school that didn’t have hallways or anything - the “motel-style” you see on TV where classrooms open into an outdoor corridor or courtyard. Walton mentioned visiting Neil Everett’s high school - in the pacific NW, you have…