I read this as maximize servings, which I am always looking to do on Thanksgiving.

I think that's also my favorite. It's not particularly good, but it certainly is rewatchable.

He must not have been able to keep a straight face when he hold a lie, nor had an airtight alibi.

Alternatively, you could just eat the bacon.

Not for nothin. Never happen. I'll be forever mac 'n cheese'n it up.

The principle of not recording stand-up comics has nothing to do with the quality of Steve O.

So, the good comedians don't have to work at it?

It's a big hat. It's funny.

It's really hard for comedians to come up with good material. I'm betting Steve O. must have something going that gets a certain amount of people to buy tickets to his shows for reasons I don't understand. People post material on YouTube, people around the country see it, and then those people expect the comedian to…

I'll show up anyway.

I use cash because restaurants are an easy place to get your credit card number stolen.

I agree with the MotherOfUnicorns. He sounds like the type of guy that will get far worse after marriage, too.

She's not the one who needs to get a grip.

The difference between a NNN and a gross lease into total real dollars shouldn't matter much - a gross lease will account for all the expenses the tenant is paying for directly in a NNN lease. It's a pretty meaningless thing to whine about. What matters is if McDonald's is "forcing" its franchisees to pay above-market…

My summer is better because I did not attend Lollapalooza.

It wasn't a former friend of yours?

That sounds awful! I can't imagine trying to get other people to cover. There are always people looking for favors but not willing to give a favor, which would be extremely frustrating when you're sick.

Since I've never worked it, I wasn't sure how hard it was to cover. The stories make it seem impossible. Restaurant managers shouldn't want sick employees there.

Since I never worked in the food industry, this stuff scares me. Why is management doing this kind of thing? Seems utterly foolish. Do they need to hire more people with the hours spread more thinly between everyone to have more people available at all times? Are there temp-types of agencies that could provide…

I'm not sure what he owns, but the top multifamily sales in the Los Angeles market have had exposure times of 30 to 60 days. The entire market averages about 2.5 months to sale. It doesn't look like these will need to be priced to move.