I skipped right to the tl;dr part.

If this is as good as the bluetooth tracker for my keys that I bought on Indiegogo, it'll go off all the time. Especially when you are trying to go to sleep.

I don't know if it's disastrous. The Cubs don't need these aces immediately, although they do need some in the pipeline. A top-5 pick next draft with another focus on pitching could improve their pitching prospects pretty quickly.

They drafted 8 pitchers in the first 10 rounds and signed them all, including Dylan Cease. They don't have top pitching prospects now, but their hitting prospects are so stocked, I'm not sure that entirely matters. After trading all their pitching again this year, I'm sure they'll end up near the top of the draft…

I heard the Cubs were on pace to lose over a million fans from their high right before the Ricketts bought the team. That's something like $75 million in lost revenue in ticket and concession sales. I'd say the Cubs have an incentive to win.

Very good, Coert. Short, but pointless.

Saying "I says" still means you're stupid, right?

I don't know, but after reading all the comments and finding out how easy it is to install, I just ordered one. I should not be this excited.

That still seems like an awfully distracted driver.

If they didn't offer the bump to $50, I wouldn't have signed up. Wouldn't have even blinked. If the guy didn't tell me it would automatically bump up to $50, I wouldn't have signed up. The way they got me to sign up was sketchy and based on a half-truth. It's designed to get people not to get the entire $50. Like I…

Caps were for emphasis to explain something to me that I had already said. Anyway, Costco is the one banking on not everyone going to the counter to redeem for the full $50. That's the scam. If they were being honest and upfront, they'd cut the check for $50. They told me it'd be done automatically when they sold me…

Right, I said you'd get the $50 back and they apply it to next year's membership. NOT SURE WHY YOU WENT ALL CAPS.

They don't give you a check for the difference. They give you a check for the 2%, then you have to go to the customer service counter to get the $50 applied to next year's membership. It's a pretty good scam they have going on there.

I was wondering the same thing. How could one prove all copies were really gone?

What do you think, James wants to be terrible at school? Do you think he likes it? He wishes he was as smart as Emma; he wishes it all came easy to him. But it doesn't. You know, when he was in sixth grade, he was told, when you get to junior high, you'll be in either track 1, track 2, or track 3. Track 1's the smart…

I would say she was more than ineffective if she refused to do her job.

The article I said her resignation saved the city $20,000 for a recall, so I'm not sure that the recall was unsuccessful. Regardless of the voters speaking or not, she was a corrupt city official. Asking for her resignation is fine by me.

Why wait until the re-election? It looks like they organized a recall effort. She wanted to be City Clerk, so she shouldn't complain when she has to take the minutes.

I forget that Jezebel even has ads until people post stuff about them. I don't know how you manage without using Google Chrome and Adblock Plus, or something similar.

Yeah, you need to come back!