“Splinter: The Truth Hurts: We’re a super serious progressive political blog and our poorly thought-out opinions should be taken seriously.”

This whole website’s editorial tone can be summed up by that teenager in the Simpsons at “Hullabalooza” who doesn’t know whether he’s being sarcastic. You’ve seemingly taken (at least) four separate angles here - that McCabe has big news, that he doesn’t actually have that big of news, that he is actually performing…

I am altering the spacing. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

I’ve seen a preview of the movie and was shocked when the Lady Ghostbusters showed up five minutes into the story and the rest of the film was just everyone  traveling the galaxy and laughing at people who use “SJW” without irony.

His entire career so far has pretty much been the dictionary definition of nepotism, so I wouldn’t be entirely surprised if it was something to do with that. 

Shut your mouth. That WWE Video was the best thing he's ever done. I bet you dig his Carly Rae Jepsen filibuster.

It’s so frustrating that most of the Democratic Party is incapable of recognizing bad faith in action. Even if any given elected Democrat thought that what Omar said was anti-Semitic (it wasn’t), they should’ve made it absolutely clear that only one party is the preferred party of actual anti-Semitic terrorists and…

You have trafficked in hate your whole life—against Jews, Muslims, Indigenous, immigrants, black people and more. I learned from people impacted by my words. When will you?

You don’t mess with Ghost Dog!

I’m not wasting time with any trenchant analysis. She’s a dummy who married a bigger dummy with money. Her ignorance mixed with casual cruelty isn’t a bug it’s a feature.

I have been an out and proud slut for many a long year. I don’t slut shame.

“Be best” is grammatically correct in Doge.

There’s a lot of very valid and humorous critiques of Melania Trump that don’t have to resort to slut-shaming.

When your sugar Daddy is sub-literate, the only way to make him feel good about himself is to make yourself seem illiterate.

They also disagreed about the infamous “I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” jacket that the First Lady wore to the U.S.-Mexico border. (Melania, according to these sources, thought the trip would not get attention without such a brazen fashion gesture. In an interview with ABC News in October, she said that she wore the…

Why does it not surprise me to read that Melania is a terrible friend?  Hmm.

“It kind of feels personal.” Such a great line reading.

I’m in the tank for the stealth mission in the opener; seeing Cap use his shield in creatively offensive ways was a dream come true.

Who the f- still uses a pay phone?

As a Clevelander, Winter Soldier let me experience what so many Los Angelinos and Torontans and Noo Yawkuhs do, which was watch a chase scene through a city street that makes absolutely no sense. “They just passed that same building! Twice! They just turned from one street directly onto a parallel street! They just…