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Joshua Norton
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Whoa whoa whoa there. Let’s not go pretending Real Ghostbusters was a bad property.

Is rebooting Ghostbusters after your reboot was a box office bomb a Fuck You?

Kinda?

Studios are increasingly desperate to put beloved properties back in theatres to make that Jurassic World money. Ghostbusters 2016, with its bloated CGI-heavy budget and extensive marketing costs, was a commercial failure. It’s a Fuck

A lot of the anger I’ve seen is directed not so much at the subject matter (bullying, catcalling is bad) but at the perception that they need to be lectured by a razor company.

In a series where every season is supposed to be different, trying out new things is par for the course. But fuck did I love S1's gothic horror/implied cosmic death cult stuff. Even if they didn’t eventually pull the trigger on the King in Yellow, it was a fantastic ride and almostkinda genre fiction.

How the hell is he gonna get any height with his swinging is my question.

Some fuckin’ dweeb wished on a Monkey’s Paw to ‘bring back Star Trek’ and this is the result. Or CBS is scrounging its IP catalog to make its streaming service even remotely viable, either/or. 

I had a similar experience with Kraft Dinner, and to a lesser extent Pepsi. Happily consuming them one day, suddenly disgusted by them the next.

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There’s a lot of good episodes and mini-arcs (Pegasus and New Caprica come to mind), but much like X-Files, knowing that the grand conspiracy is a buncha hashed together bullshit written on the fly makes it hard to get stuck into a proper binge.

Interesting! Be curious what the advantages to that would be over, say, a pair of shorts. Besides the obvious chance to freeball it, of course.

Movies made based on a drunken bet don’t count.

Odd choice for headcanon, but I’m going to say that at some point in his life he was kicked out of the living room when his Dad wanted to watch certain movies. This, presumably a violent movie, was one of them. Now free to watch whatever he wants, he goes for the stuff he’s under the impression is ‘the good stuff’ but

Better or worse than League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?

Move movies need to stop dead in their tracks 10 minutes in with Sean Connery voicing a narration that starts with “REMEMBER ZEIST.”

Oh man, if they release details for a C&C Rivals-style bastardization of one of their RTS franchise next BlizzCon I want to be there to experience the pillars of salt.

One of my secret favourite movies and one of the reasons I love Robert Rodriguez, even after his recent string of shit.

even if it does ultimately rely on acknowledging that said Santa Claus isn’t actually real, but a dreamed personification of the Father Christmas mythos to save the Doctor and his friends from death by brain-munching dream crabs.

Son of a bitch. I know I’m probably the last to know this, but I had no idea he voiced anyone other than Mario.

The movie is like 60% Tom Hardy talking to himself and it never got old.