The horror element of the Halloween Special is kinda lame, save a really disconcerting bit at the very end. But those commercials are top fucking notch nostalgia. Arcades that looked super-rad, local dental offices trying to make visits fun and failing, cassette tape Best Of compilations, the works. If you were ever…
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Games aren’t made to cater specifically to me, obviously, but I uninstalled last year-ish because I realized that losing and/or being blamed for the loss wasn’t the way I wanted to spend a Sunday afternoon. Plus if I drop something for a while, it’ll take me weeks to getgud (or not shit) again, meaning that my last…
He uses those giant iPads that are mounted behind him. He just runs in between them, pretending to be four people, while his interns look on with confusion.
This is the worst kind of censorship: the kind against me.
Your post has all the brevity and pointlessness of a car bumper sticker. I can’t wait to see it plastered on the van of the next MAGABomber.
I’d say I have too much dignity to ever dress as a naked blue catperson but give me enough money for rent, a Switch and a copy of Smash Bros and I’ll be your Blueberry.
Listen. Fuckin’ Space Vietnam trees everywhere, fuckin’ Deviant Art aliens attacking from all sides, and your massive guncock runs outta bullets. You’re gonna need to throw down with these damn blue elves eventually.
Potentially! Or just not be the explosive success the first one was. The problem with making four really expensive movies at the same time is that, if one is a disaster, you can’t exactly get back the money filming the other stinkburgers.
Here is a 62k fanfic based on the late 1950s Chuck Connors western series The Rifleman
From a purely monetary perspective they make sense. Little known fact: Smaug’s mountain of gold in Peter Jackson’s Hobbit movies was not CGI, but the actual box office returns for Avatar.
I’ve also found that focusing on the technical aspect of the movie helps get me through particularly bad spooks. Hereditary filled me with absolute dread, but I got to wondering how they did certain shots or how the makeup was done and I could engage my thinkin’ side to avoid totally falling into my terror side.
Good: Batman, Batman Begins, Dark Knight, Batman 66
Pass: Dark Knight Rises, Batman Returns
Bad: Batman Forever
The Movie That Must Not Be Named: Bat Nipples
With this and Doctor Who Fights Montgomery Alabama in the 1950s, I feel like racism is on the ropes!
Cutting up a reporter while he’s still alive is an interesting way to shed the stigma of being a repressive regime.
If I ever get a time machine, I’m seeing a showing of House on Haunted Hill that had one of those Emergo gimmicks.
As someone who writes stuff sometimes, Marenghi’s do-everything self insert, terrible dialogue and narration, and general incompetence combined with his overinflated ego is deeply evocative of the garbage I wrote when I was younger. I appreciate it on a deep level and I rewatch it at least once every October.
Huh, I thought they did two. But yeah, even in the 90s they were doing stupid shit.
WWE is doing these PPVs simultaneously with pushing its female wrestlers harder as actual talents, rather than vapid eye-candy. They’re even having an all-woman show called Evolution! It’s...
The best part of the movie was when he realizes that being a minor celebrity in the Con scene is an ultimately hollow existence, and heads back to his home town to resume his real life.