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Joshua Norton
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Serious case of Sameface going on here. The series preview pic makes it look like a surreal adaptation of All You Zombies.

Aaaaah I friggin’ love that the Cosplay Mei has a drink dispenser for a freeze gun! Especially if it is cold and it’s a hot day out.

It’s a game where you can GROW YOUR OWN DINOS AND ATTACK OTHER PEOPLE WITH DINOS IN THE NAME OF ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION.

Assless.

If Gawker didn’t want to get shut down, it should have pulled the sex tape clips from its website in accordance with a judge’s order.

MY MAN.

It’s appropriate that Fallout 4 had the Nuka-World DLC, because Bethesda quickly took the deeply cynical Fallout IP and turned it into a theme park.

One day Bethesda will get back to making RPGs.

In retrospect, the first few EA Command and Conquers were pretty okay. I liked Generals and Tiberian Wars. Things got a little muddled with Red Alert 3, but hey, that Tim Curry performance right? Then C&C4 happened...and I realized that EA was putting a bullet through the head of the franchise in order to make it

GDI. All the briefing stuff is from the first GDI mission. Admittedly, he does have the cadence of a Command and Conquer briefing. But the GDI was a UN institution and it was out to defeat a global terrorist network of extremists. If anything, he should be Nod.

There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word ‘hate’ was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for EA at this micro-instant. Hate. Hate.

Left Wing Hack: “I think the sky is blue.”
Right Wing Hack: “I think that’s fake news.”
Talking Head: “Thank you for both these totally valid and equal opinions, but that’s all the time we have.”

Don’t forget The Man with the Iron Fists...which I actually kinda like, but it’s not a good movie.

Maybe they’re trying to differentiate it from the other assistants, because they’re all ladies. Or at least cyber-ladies.

I don’t think that a desire to control the flow of immigration is inherently racist...just a lot of the people calling for it happen to be racist. Canada has a merit based system that seems to work pretty well, plus a robust refugee resettlement program.

It kinda looks like Battlefield Heroes. I’ll reserve judgment, but I got like 15 hours into BF1 before I lost interest. Which, looking at my 200+ hours in BF2, probably means I’m just getting too old for this shit.

If this thread could become a repository for bad Star Wars licensing I’d appreciate it.

I’m not rock hard, I’M MINERAL HARD MARIE.

I’ll compromise and say “A Vicky III with even the mildest tutorial to let you know what the fuck is happening at all”