Marjoe’s another good angle.

Watching Houston go from slugging it out with the Koreans to barely scraping out a win against Florida has been depressing. I’m beginning to think my choice of OWL team made almost entirely due to their logo was made in haste.

Roy Moore looks like the most disappointing cowboy-themed male stripper possible.

Merry Christmas everyone! Let’s go to the HAUNTED HOUSE!

If we’re posting Simpsons broadway parodies.

I think it’s a bit of a mixed bag, but overall I enjoyed what I played of it.

Wait what? You’re saying the Undertaker isn’t an undead wizard with lighting powers?

But Andre was the 8th Wonder, and Chyna was the 9th Wonder of the World!

My first DA:I was a lady elf rogue. I did Male Dorf Warrior for the first game, was stuck in human for DA2, so I thought I’d complete the trifecta. Plus all the snarky human dicks chafing about how their Joan of Arc/Commander Shepard was an elf was kinda fun.

I didn’t like his goofy moustache. AND I DON’T LIKE GETTING SASSED.

>:(

Waifu > Laifu

Iron Bull > Everyone Else

How am I supposed to be outraged if they don’t keep me reminded of the things I’m supposed to be outraged about?!

Gonna side with lazy. You feature your dude, you feature some ladybits, maybe a gun or a crossbow or a beer or something, whabam, instant poster. It shows the women aren’t at all important to the story which...okay yeah that’s usually true in movies that use this poster type.

SOUND THE SONG OF PLAGIARISM.

See, romance cover art usually features a ripped chest.

A lot of them are egregious titillation, naturally. Cause for the longest time, right or wrong, butts and boobs and other assorted female anatomy was a cheap and easy way to get people interested. By people I mean the only demo that mattered: 18-49 white men.

He couldda said that TNT closed the book on the Librarians. 

He lifted a 1000 pound giant over his head, brother. Shook the stadium, nearly collapsed the ring.

“Hey, kids! It’s Mr. Chuckletee-”