Same theory behind making your kid smoke the whole pack of cigarettes after finding them in his bag. Just suck so many dicks that you can’t stand anymore. Surely that will make him straight.

Dem’s have enthusiasm but you’re right. There’s inertia to overcome. It’ll take a blue tsunami to overcome both gerrymandering And the GOP’s hyperpartisan base. It’s not impossible, but the idea that it’s a foregone conclusion that the Dems have 2018 sewn up should be avoided as much as possible.

Movie Corn is my one vice. Okay two, movie corn and diet soda. I got my stovetop popper, my coconut oil, and my flavacol, and I make theatre popcorn at home. It’s a salty, crunchy, noisy, messy, fattening trip down memory lane for a lot less money than a bag at the Megaplex would cost. Plus once you make it at home,…

El Rey is Spike TV if Spike TV wasn’t shit. I wish I could get it in Canada, because Robert Rodriguez is MY BOY.

The Problematic Feminism of Action Girlz Racing

Dems are going to lose in 2020 because they love disemboweling themselves for not being liberal enough more than they like winning against Republicans.

Someone on Kotaku is readying up a hot fresh take on the internalized misogyny of Ninjabread Man, I assure you.

That or the repressed homosexuality of Escape from Bug Island.

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John Wick’s friends insisted on an equal split of the bill, rather than everyone paying for their own food which is only fair he only got a salad Tina got the goddamn Steak Sandwich the bitch.

Why are they so secretive with the changes? Are they worried the players will complain? Just release (relatively) transparent patch notes and explain the justification behind the decision. Blizzard, the other half of the company, does that on the regular. There’s bitching, but there’s never the feeling that Blizz…

Every time his scripts have reached the big screen, they’ve been shit. Except for Chronicle I guess, but I’m kinda thinking that Chronicle is his Sixth Sense. He can blame the directors and the ad campaign and whatever but if you’re the shared element between half a dozen commercial and critical failures, maybe you’re…

I’m kinda glad he turned out to be a creep. Now I don’t have to keep pretending his ideas are worth checking out, only to be horribly disappointed by their execution Every Time.

You stop getting experience from the enemies though. Once quests become green they give less experience, then when they’re grey they’re useless. As a fellow dope who reads the flavourtext and likes the story, having the stories continue giving me XP while I play them through to conclusion is better than grinding…

Westworld, at least!

I’m glad it’s coming back at all. The idea of contained seasons telling differing stories is a good one, and shouldn’t be thrown out with the bathwater/Season 2.

Pro Starcraft makes me weirdly regional in that I cheer for basically anyone who’s not Korean doing anything, considering the skillgap between them and ‘Foreign” players.

At this point I’ll even take Vice President Richard Hawk.

I wanna shout out to that President Vanilli gag for being the most dated attempt at a joke I’ve seen so far this year.

I can’t believe that Max von Sydow was the bad guy! That never happens!

John: The Watercress of Male Names