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Deck the Gibson! HACK THE PLANET

Be rich.

No judgement on what wrestlers you thought were cool when you were young. There was a time I thought Biker Taker was the coolest thing in the world.

Love those Oirish hacks. Halloween Havoc 95 is one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever seen on a videoscope.

Yes! No!

Kevin Nash would claim a signed copy of fucking Tom Sawyer if he thought people would believe it.

It was the Mercenaries sequel I never knew I wanted.

I can't express in words the amount of intellectual blue balls the Wyatts turning Face tease gave me. I was full-on excited to see where this out of nowhere but kinda makes sense feud would go. Two rival asshole factions, but one's the local boys. They may be nucking futs, but they're OUR psychos damnit.

Rich people aren't allowed to feel shitty about their lives, and pointing out how worse someone's life can be ALWAYS helps someone get through a time of crisis. Like, hey sure you can feel bad about your dad dying, but imagine if you were a struggling farmer in Peru AND your dad died? Now I bet you feel really good

If you don't like Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, and Stripes, you can go to hell.

Frankly I’m glad the BoS is back to being assholes after their brief but utterly awful attempt at being supernice herofriends in Fallout 3. Christ, if there was an option to side with the Outcasts I totally would.

SON OF A BITCH.

Blowing up a bunch of retards in technicals with our six jets and a hundred+ crew isn’t going to bring peace to the middle east. I’m sorry.

How can the people on consoles even say they’ve played the game without a dildo pegacorn?

Just a fuckin' car, just a fuckin' dog.

Yuuuuuu-

Saturday Night Live needs to be pulled out behind the chemical sheds and put out of its misery. It isn't doing anyone any good.

Not that they should have preordered in the first place, but I can see some people not wanting to pony up $60 for reduced dialogue options, simplified perks, smaller map, and yeah, lastgen graphics.