Because I lack imagination.

Can we please stop bringing up Hillary Clinton? She sucks. Let her go fools.

not a blunder, but she didn’t spin it to her advantage (though she did try, just ham-fistedly), and her trogboy opponents were able to spin it to her disadvantage, within their own requirements of noise vs. signal.

Oy, gevult! You NeoLiberals keep telling us Progressives to “drop 2016" - how about we will when YOU will?

On camera Hillary looked stifled and uncomfortable - Trump was at ease. You need TV training to run for high office now - It’s naive to think that a reasoned manifesto will play any part in getting elected.

Tell me, Wombat: Why do you hate metaphors so much?

The AV Club has a contentious relationship with grammar, we’re lucky it didn’t say “old 17 year she” or something.

Alec, please: just shut up.

“You’re turning late night into grand juries, and taking my ideas for my daytime talk show, you pigs!!!”

Those people already feel this way.

Davis shoulda waited a couple years to unleash her shittiness upon the whole world. She’d be a Trump cabinet member by now if she had. 

Oh man. What if a Republican Senate candidate had sex with a minor but in doing so caused her to miscarry? Would they be mad he caused an abortion? Bonus points if there were firearms involved.

Until birth your fetus must be protected at all costs - but once it’s grown up a bit, we’ll look the other way if it happens to get molested.

She said what I believe is literally the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard a human being utter, that the media was biased against Moore because it wouldn’t report on the women who hadn’t accused him of sexual misconduct. I mean he’s only harassed like what, 5/4000000000 of woman in the world? That’s only 0.0000001% of…

The thing is, even if he is right and everybody is lying (they are not), if he is not a pedophile (he is), he is still an awful human being and unworthy of the US Senate. But Alabama don’t give a fuck.

“I didn’t mean for me!” underlies a shocking amount of conservative philosophy.

Praise be, bitches!

It’s funny because it’s soon to be true!

this reminds me of that part in The Handmaid’s Tale where Serena Joy is forced to throw out the books SHE WROTE on conservative values because the culture that SHE CREATED does not allow women to read. these women are literally creating their own oppressors.

Angry racist white women upset their dating pool is limited to angry racist bitter white guys.