Fuck LLL, seriously. I have one "innie" and one "outie" (in all reality, a Grade 1 and Grade 2 inverted pair of nipples), and between that and what my son's pediatrician calls a "hereditary stubby tongue", I just can't breastfeed without a ton of help...which basically rules out breastfeeding for practical reasons,…

Oh, inverted nipples. Here's to a lifetime of secretly pulling them to make them stand out before my one night stand sees you.