Agreed.  I read the creepy pasta “Penpal” a while back which has similar plot points.  Installed motion detectors in my crawlspace afterwards.  Freaking creepy!

The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

When people actually do eat the rich, you’ll be first on the grill.

I like to blame it on the constant smoking and drinking during pregnancy of that generation. 

― John Rogers

My new favorite thing is conservatives opining on hypocrisy. 

I feel that. I was solidly middle class growing up. My mom liked Cheez-Its, so we did usually have them, but I never developed a taste for them. Goldfish, too.

I don’t know any kids like that.

I’m already seeing the comments, so let’s be clear about something here:

“Cancel Culture” did not kill Alec Holowka. We don’t yet have the full picture of how he died, but it sounds as if he died by suicide, and had been suffering from a host of psychological and personal difficulties prior to that final, tragic act.

No…

If that were true.. I have a few other suggestions:

2) Capitalism has brought more people out of extreme poverty than any other economic system in history and is unquestionably a net positive for the world.

Legitimately useful things you can do on a smartphone that you can’t do on a flip phone that a teen might need:

Thanks, super fan! 

Yes - there’s a certain degree beyond which we’re simply talking about the basic building blocks of music. Certainly it would be ridiculous to copyright a particular key, or a musical time signature (e.g. 4:4 or the like). This strikes me as far more akin to that, rather than direct copying of a melody or lyrics (such…

He’s Wes Anderson but with more blood. That’s it

I cannot like that enough. The same a**holes who complain about AOC being outspoken in calling out the stuff she sees are the same people at these kinds of parties. The irony of the media going on my tv saying how the swamp needs to be drained, when they are part of the swamp, is rich.

“The left calls these people out of touch and completely ineffective leaders of an opposition party, while the right calls them (((Globalist))) cucks who are doing Pizzagate, both of these are the same.”

All establishments are hated.