“Looks interesting,” said the person who didn’t read the article but just wanted to talk about a different game.

In unison: “Father is that you?”

And if a woman is wearing a t-shirt and pants on the beach, will she be forced to change into a bikini? This is complete fucking garbage. And the ‘burkini’ isn’t religious wear. It’s just an article of clothing women can wear if they don’t want to wear a revealing bathing suit. I’ve seen plenty of women who aren’t…

Can we please stop responding to these trolls wandering over from Gawker? He is all over the place, and we could have left him in the grays.

You’re a fucking wanker, mate.

I could go for a Monster Hunter spa.

Actually, even Wigs for Kids will sell excess hair. That’s the thing — there’s a very solid reason why they sell the hair, and it’s because they get too much hair donated, and not enough cash donated. It costs money to make a wig, even if the hair itself is donated, so all of the donation sites will sell surplus hair…

So, according to this chart, cats are the cause of divorce.

Very meta considering how her parental figure was portrayed in Stranger Things.

Who is D’Agostino the wife of? I need to know this immediately.

This a perfectly acceptable use of capital letters, no spaces and punctuation, Chrono Trigger is one of my all time favourite soundtracks!

Humans are overly anxious apes. We’re not really better than anything. Look around.

We can judge him, though, right? Because I am judging him. She has made at least 2 poor choices and maybe could use some help at life skills, but he's dangerous.

So you have not seen it but you want me to try to explain a joke to you? This comment sounds very biased already no matter how I respond.

Have you read that Neil Gaiman story from Susan’s p.o.v? I think it’s Gaiman...

SQUIRRELFRAN

Okay, well, now I want to hang out with your mom. Like, all the time.

Other than liking Rick Flagg (Soldier in love), your mom’s summary and opinions are 100% correct.

Your brother is a dick. Don’t curse in the same chat as mom.

Also you need to step up your emoji game because I could understand everything your mom said.