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Even better, Instead of Games Done Quick, Games Done In One Battery Charge!

Today in news that is utterly unsurprising: film and television still sucks for women, especially if they aren't actresses.

If I have learned anything from my years of being a lady it is this: Ladies are gross and have cooties. No circles or dots will cure this affliction.

Thank you for tearing into that first one. Sounds like they really need it.

I’m not sure what kind of answer “Drowning” was looking for asking someone relationship advice who 1)does not share the same faith convictions or 2)ascribes to a “whatever feels good/works for you philosophy” or 3) isn’t even a doctor.

She needs a better friend than you’re capable of being.

That first image just reminds me of liz lemon’s desires

No. The sky’s the limit as soon as homeschooling and the Bible entered the equation.

I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND I DON’T WANT HER TO EVER LEAVE US AND I HOPE HER NEW SHOW IS AMAZING BUT MOSTLY THAT IT STREAMS ON HULU

I love it, to be honest. I know USG’s artwork isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but I think it screams personality.

Why did Squirrel Girl suddenly drop 30lbs? One of the things I liked about her is that she seemed to have an actual human body (plus tail, of course).

My husband emailed Pence to “report” me for not disclosing details of my menstrual cycle to him. He wrote it up for me. I married a good one.

Whatever they do with my appendix when they remove it.

Someone responded in kind but also for consideration, women aren't asked to cremate or bury their period clots which are essentially the same types of tissues. I had an abortion at 9 weeks there would've been relatively little matter to cremate anyway and the cost of doing so would've been prohibitive

OH SHIT! What did mommy dearest have to say about that?! I would have paid to see that reaction first hand.

You can flush fetuses down the toilet. It seems terrible, but ... they’re medical waste and that’s normally what happens when a miscarriage or abortion happens. The clump of cells gets flushed alongside the dead goldfishes.

What kind of restaurant gives kids raw dough to play with? Does it employ people who enjoy digging that shit out of crevices???

Oh, go to hell, Universe. You take away brontosaurs, you take away Pluto as a planet, you take away cookie dough—what next, Hobbes was only a stuffed tiger? This will not stand! FIGHT ME

This image just made me double check all my teeth with my tongue. they are still there.

“Do you eat at family restaurants that give kids raw dough to play with while you’re waiting for the food?”