I always pronounce it to rhyme with “ringer,” myself.

TWENTY SIX?

I’d cling to her ankles crying any day of the week. Probably while she called security, but still.

When I learned she’s only 26, I definitely started questioning my life choices.

Jessica’s one of those people whose very presence reminds me that I have done jackshit with my life. I’m going to go crawl under the blankets and eat doritos and cry.

Anyone that brags about the number of guns they have should not be allowed to own guns.

Is it sad that I did not know that this was what Bob’s Burgers was referencing?

I don’t think the problem is that it’s unfunny, but what it implies.
SCOTUS rule was something really important for women’s autonomy and health, and in the Twitt those same women stopped being subjects of the ruling and became passive objects to be used by the assumed readers (women still watch TDS!). It also…

Bee and Oliver are like Jon Stewart was split into two people like an old Star Trek episode... But somehow stronger instead of being a creepy rapist and a 1960s idea of a woman.

Even though Trevor Noah probably didn’t have anything to do with the tweet, this post still reminds me of how downhill the show has gone since John Stewart left. It’s cringe inducing.

Yeah, chiming in to agree with Sidestepper. The aliens land and leave without ever apparently noticing us. That's where the Roadside Picnic title comes from. They left stuff behind as if they were a family stopping for a picnic, and their artifacts are as weird and incomprehensible to us as our technology would be to…

I almost put in a line there about how people were probably racing to show examples of our supposed clickbaiting, but why steal the fun from you guys lol? Ultimately, print/web media’s reliance on clickbait is no mystery (though like I said, it has gotten better). YouTube’s on the other hand, is hardly ever commented…

I didn’t exactly tear into the game for it. We can disagree without either of us being outraged. You may like it in the game. I don’t. It didn’t get in the way of me enjoying what I played. Probably won’t for you, either.

Maybe it was a in-class writing assignment, and the student couldn’t consult google or another reference. That seems a more reasonable assumption than that this student is an idiot.

I’m 42 and I’d have to check Google for Tanexi Coats name.

You’re right, whatever. There is nothing wrong with a bunch of great white hope teachers from ivy league schools teaching at a charter school, calling a group their students fucking idiots, wishing they could hit them, and HOPING they fail....in writing. I wonder if they learned that during one of their Teach For…

If you want real change to happen, I don’t think the place to start is at the top of the ticket in a presidential election year. Third parties should be building at the local and state levels to create active and vibrant political parties and the aparati necessary to win and govern there. Once they start doing that…

Jesus, please don't do that.

Well that is assuming she makes it. Prison isn’t exactly this nice and cozy place with good mental and physical healthcare and adequate protection against other inmates.

That’s on purpose, because Toby Fox has a sense of humor. He deliberately cherry-picked the most negative sentences he could find in otherwise glowing reviews of the game. Notice all of those reviewers gave it a 10/10, that’s the punchline.