My husband emailed Pence to “report” me for not disclosing details of my menstrual cycle to him. He wrote it up for me. I married a good one.
Whatever they do with my appendix when they remove it.
Someone responded in kind but also for consideration, women aren't asked to cremate or bury their period clots which are essentially the same types of tissues. I had an abortion at 9 weeks there would've been relatively little matter to cremate anyway and the cost of doing so would've been prohibitive
OH SHIT! What did mommy dearest have to say about that?! I would have paid to see that reaction first hand.
You can flush fetuses down the toilet. It seems terrible, but ... they’re medical waste and that’s normally what happens when a miscarriage or abortion happens. The clump of cells gets flushed alongside the dead goldfishes.
It's fine that I heard both of these in my head in their respective voices, right? I don't watch too many cartoons for an adult, right?
What kind of restaurant gives kids raw dough to play with? Does it employ people who enjoy digging that shit out of crevices???
wow, my whole life is a lie
I love that gif. I need to remember to use it in Slack sometime with my supervisor.
Oh, go to hell, Universe. You take away brontosaurs, you take away Pluto as a planet, you take away cookie dough—what next, Hobbes was only a stuffed tiger? This will not stand! FIGHT ME
You want to know what’s messed up? I just finished a frozen wedge of Nestle’s chocolate chip cookie dough when I opened up this article.
This image just made me double check all my teeth with my tongue. they are still there.
If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.
“Do you eat at family restaurants that give kids raw dough to play with while you’re waiting for the food?”
hey FDA- FUCK YOU. i’ve eaten about 1,00,000 pounds of raw cookie dough and i’m still standing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always pronounce it to rhyme with “ringer,” myself.
...gasp. Can it be? I’m no longer in the greys?