In their Facebook rant they list all the misfortunes that have happened to them, the latest being their car engine exploded. Props to the FB commenter who suggested they try to fix it with apple cider vinegar.

‘Fargo’ is a great movie in a lot of ways but to me there’s one unsung way in which it should be respected: It’s the only movie I can think of in which a main character is pregnant through most of the movie and does not give birth. No adorable infant crying, no new beginnings, no deaths balanced by new life. Marge…

What if there isn’t another baker in town that makes wedding cakes? What if there is another, but you can’t afford to go there? Should you have to use some stupid little birthday cake?...And what if you live somewhere super-homophobic and you’re denied service by bakers and florists and rental services?

are cakes for minority couples minority cakes? or white couples white cakes? If you go in a bakery do you ask for the straight piece of cake?

Also. Selling american products is up to the store. They are actually BUYING the product from who manufacturer and reselling to someone else. Now lets say they bought the product…

Black people were harmed by segregation, they did not live in an equal society. History has proven why the government has intervened on this issue before, and gays have a right to their freedom as much as anyone else.

I’m glad that my life isn’t so empty that the free time I have away from work and taking care of my family aren’t squandered by being a huge asshole in a video game.

I was a virgin until I was 29. I was waiting for the right person- and I didn't meet him until later in life. It happens. Not that I hate on anyone who has sex sooner- sex is a personal decision and you should be able to do it whenever you want without people judging you.

I mean, it isn’t that unlikely. If you grew up in a religious, conservative home, or just prioritized your own career goals over dating, it’s completely reasonable. Personally, I left my own upbringing behind several years ago, but I haven’t had sex yet because dating feels like a waste of time when there’s Netflix…

We are all born scientists. Life beats us into working for the MTA.

GOOD. I’m glad they are taking Sasha’s feelings into consideration. My family moved from my hometown while I was in high school. The move was absolutely necessary, something I knew even then. But my parents’ response to my fears about going to a different school was a lot of eye rolls and calling me a selfish wuss. It…

I would like this stitched on a pillow.

The incredibly prissy handwriting really makes it. Like, yes, Cynthia, you’ve never smoked a joint and you still keep to a strict 9.30 bedtime, but I’m not exactly looking for your individual perspective on life right now, k?

IKR?
Although the flowery “exit only” font had me full on *laughing*.

(suitable to laminate and hang on one’s front door perhaps?)

Too late! Gawker Media has already sent a crate of CPAC freebies to your house.

“I will take 20 of your finest plastic fetuses, please.”

It’s like renting the game.

I like to go to restaurants and eat their food, then, if I liked the food I ate, then ill pay for it. I do the same thing at the movies and with cars.. so far i’ve only been arrested 14 times.

Whenever anyone brags about pirating a $10-15 title, I assume they’re poor white trash. Good on you for scraping together the several bucks to buy this one!

Now he’s never gonna be able to give me more refills:(