Look man, the Happy Mask Salesman has a Mario mask for a reason ;)

Absolutely.

What does being a Christian have to do with that?

CHUMMY! She’s why I now call my mom “Old Bean.” Mom doesn’t like it :/

And this response is more measured, explaining why that aspect of the announcement is disappointing in comparison to what you’re used to. The original post just sounded condescending, sarcastic, dismissive, maybe a little racists (I mean, what about Chinese players, right?), and wasn’t trying to consider “if Nintendo…

....that can't be safe

Can you just imagine what would happen if he did “alpha up his beta game”. No, that is a real real bad idea.

“You don’t get to ask for gifts back just because you don’t like the person.”

You do if you have a gun.

For starters, he’s addressed as “His Worship”, so...

Yes, let me toss racist tirades at visitors at my workplace and not have anything done against me.

If you’re going with the college student = adult analogy, then you must extend it to college = work. If visitors were coming to tour my workplace and a group of coworkers behaved in this manner, they would be fired immediately.

Can you change the lead photo to this?

What the fuuuuuuck. This is like the headline you’d see on a newspaper in a Lifetime movie. Just how? How?

That is exactly the spot I was referencing. It was brutal for me the first time around. FFT definitely didn’t hold back on the difficulty in some of those battles (which is a credit to the game).

Noooooooo let that bastard Algus die! DIE!

It’s things like this that make us ask “why even bother?”

I usually save my last question to ask how soon I can take a vacation, and if there's anyone in charge of auditing how long my bathroom breaks are.

Did the soylotov destroy the small soy sauce packets?

...so they probably shouldn’t marry each other then right?

Games are not a right. You are not entitled to play them. If you can’t afford them, you don’t play them. It’s that simple. I’m not going to steal a Ferrari because $300,000 is a lot to spend on a car and I wouldn’t be able to drive one otherwise.