Hey everyone, we got a Perfect Parent over here! Come look!

Nope, I’m pretty sure that I will have to work until retirement (or death) in the same space-time as every other working adult, so it’s not different at all; time is an arrow. Not sure why I should have to work more just becuase my wife and I choose not to get pregnant.

That is frosting. He isn’t Charlie Brown - he’s a cake wreck.

The ears are creeping the fuck out of me.

it looks like his brain rotted and liquefied and is escaping via his scalp somehow

I would just like to take this as an opportunity to point out that Patrick Wilson has been in three movies that had genital mutilation as a subplot: Insidious 2 (WTF?), Hard Candy, and Little Children. It reminds me of David Duchovny and the movies/shows he’s been in which have auto-erotic asphyxiation as a subplot.

Little did they know, the lawsuit was coming from inside the house...

So wait $20 and its still only limited access mean after a month or so I would have to pony up another $20? Yeah that gets a big “FUCK YOU” to them from me. I could see if its unlimited access for as long as they support the game but limited time is bullshit especially for something like a mobile app.

I have an ADD-addled, scary-smart 5 year old. He would be fun to take to one of these, unless he got on board with the timeshare idea and started working against us.

Every time I see that guy’s face I remember how he died on his way to Downton and I tear up like John Boehner looking at the Pope.

You mean by dying?

“dressing for the body you have” is a patriarchal statement intended to shame and body policy people (usually women). wear what you like and what makes you feel good!

It might have been soloable, but when I entered first townish thing there was tons of people running around and screaming stuff than broke my immersion completely. This is as if you were watching episode 4 of Star Wars and suddenly army of Jar Jars invades the screen. It doesn’t matter if the game can be done solo as…

When Version 5.0 comes out and they finally disable that useless MMO feature and let you play the game it should have always been...I’ll play it

My $5k backpacking trip(s) after college was the best investment I’ve ever made. I’d die a regretful man, if I had $50k on my deathbed but never took those trips in my youth.

Since men are doing all the raping, why not have a curfew for men instead?

Also I didn’t say he was fucking his daughter, that’s not why it’s creepy. It’s creepy for a parent to be that vested in their child’s sex life. It’s one thing to want them to have a loving partner and a happy healthy relationship but it is a whole nother thing to want and celebrate proof that that partner is the only…

I wondered the same thing. I’m just going to hope that there’s a doctor who’ll just print hymen certificates on demand without inspection. For $20, prove your virginity. Get it reissued after your divorce, whatever.

No, but he can belittle a woman and her family who are perpetuating a harmful, and in many cases DEADLY, stereotype that virginity has value - as well as devaluing women who cannot “prove their purity” whether they are virgins or not. She should be absolutely ashamed of herself.

1. Where is the husband’s certificate of purity? I guess he can be a total slut-dog?