YouTube Red? Isn’t that a little too close to RedTube?

I would argue you should join the reality-based community where they absolutely do.

Insurance companies.

Get Mike Fahey here on the double.

There used to be a rumor at UMass - Amherst that he bought us lobsters every Halloween but it turns out it was just local fisherman being dope.

Story of my life, amirite? (I am not right)

Can you please put a trigger warning. Not everyone finds the images of dead black bodies titillating like white people do. Like would you just throw up an image of a white woman looking like that with no warning?

as somebody with anxiety (like legit, a doctor gave me a note kind, not I read about it on tumblr kind), I can pretty much say you can’t die of anxiety or panic attacks.

it’s okay, grandma.

I think she is taking liberties with the word “psychologist”. It was probably some self-proclaimed “life coach”, aka rando off the street.

Dr. Penguin would just encourage her to lie to her loved ones, not blind her himself.

The kind that takes coupons?

This woman has a mental illness. That’s not something to mock, regardless of race, which is irrelevant here.

She is definitely someone’s mistress who showed up uninvited with a British accent.

“it’s a hot one today.”

We call it Costco dim sum!

I read that as CSS at first, and thought “man, what you got against HTML?”