It’s not just that the prices have skyrocketed, it’s that the quality has tanked.

It’s not just that the prices have skyrocketed, it’s that the quality has tanked. In college I would splurge on one of their cashmere v-necks a year and gradually built up a nice little collection that lasted most of a decade. Two of the last three sweaters I bought there arrived with holes in them. Also 98% of their…

Netflix judges, though. Netflix is like, “are you STILL watching this?” and I’m like, “yeah, it’s the weekend and I had a rough week and so what if I want to eat Cap’n Crunch and watch all of Law and Order: SVU?!?”

“I’m not attracted to women my age” — douche radar ping

Netflix and I are currently in a deeply committed relationship. It's going great!

Naaaaaaah.

one thing you can say for Hardy, he didn't go for subtlety when it came to naming his characters....Gabriel Oak, Boldwood, Troy (Guess which is the hero, which is the annoying rich guy and which is the soldier....)I swear if I had triplet girls I'd name them Bathsheba, Jezebel, and Delilah. Life would never be dull…

Keep digging, build a staircase and a cafeteria, get ready for the apocalypse.

Right? The headline should have been "MTV Movie Awards — Amy Schumer, of all people, wins the red carpet"

I don't see how this is any worse than standard Pokemon voice acting?

Maybe because of the timing of their announcement, but in the back of my mind, I still keep thinking this dash button thing is an April Fool's joke....

I feel like that bottom gif applies to my mood 80% of the time.

That’s what he gets for not playing it at the right time.

Come on now, we wouldn’t want to attract bears in the middle of a flight, would we?

It is against gods natural law for a man to sit next to a woman! Please let me sit in this aluminum tube flying 5 miles up in the air at 500mph in peace!!

Frankly, I think it’s just stunningly childish and irresponsible that these people would get on airplanes without up to date Cooties vaccinations in the first place.

god, so many feasts

“If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don’t take it off until you’re thirty-four.”

Redwall! Ah man, Redwall got me through my early years in school. I was the fat nerd :/ and I was the kid who had a giant book on his desk. Redwall was such good escapism for me. Nothing like a massive battle or feast to take your mind off bullies. :)

The show has never failed to make me smile no matter what was happening in my life - be it death, illness, or failure.