You don’t play Souls games with your friends. Its literally the whole point. The people you bring into your games are supposed to be mysterious strangers you call for help or come to murder you. It adds to the whole immersion of the game.

Wow, this comment is a lot like how I play golf: all over the place, clunky, full of misplaced anger at forces beyond my control or understanding, and possibly drunk.

Pimped out by heartless Madame Bonne Bell.

It's hard to express how inspiring these are.

the only evidence my parents have of my sex life is the fact that they have a grandchild on the way. couldn't fathom telling them whether or not i had an open relationship. noap noap noap

not have someone go to the middle of the lawn and just throw the eggs so your children will get trampled by all of the adults.

I really gotta try this because I do the total opposite...

The GameStop guy should’ve told her “sorry, ma’am, I’ve tried all the internets”

where is this from I need to go watch it immediately

Your move, SEGA. You let Sonic into the fray. May as well go the distance.

“Try a different internet,” is my new go to IT solution, thank you!

“stupid Oriental logic” lol

The subtle shit that happens to me is stuff like being asked to cut and serve cake during group parties or being asked to help set up or clean up events.

I just spent 45 minutes in line behind a woman ranting about “stupid Oriental logic” regarding nintendo’s sales, who was repeatedly “instructing” the poor Game Stop employee - “Reboot your computer, reset your router, try a different internet”, etc. I feel bad for those of us hoping to get a Ness, but worse for the…

I think I’m nearing the end of my patience with Amiibo. Clearly the children (or the majority of anybody else for that matter) who want these things won’t have them so anybody who wants one is competing with professional scalpers/ shut-ins given the hours that these were made available.

“Good for you!” pats you on the head.

Plot twist: That’s your older sister.

I AM FROOT.