What a bunch of bullshit. I really start squirming when I see people doing things just for the sake of awareness, but this is especially ridiculous. If you're going to do something "for awareness" at least spend a little time highlighting how people can contribute to research or help those with the disease. It could…

I'm going to let you in on a secret. This is real life, and you are not a nice guy.

He got buff for the role, causing a rift between those who love buff Chris Pratt, those who love schlubby Chris Pratt, and those who know that the only answer is Urkel's cloning machine that gave us both Steve Urkel and Stefon Urquelle.

I'm going to let these folks in on what is not any kind of secret at all: Fallen has never worked in a restaurant.

Riiiight, Jezebel is getting paid to link to crappy covered of Disney music. I believe that. </end sarcasm>

Ok, so when you start paying for the articles on the website, they'll be able to remove that feature.

If we got money for half of the content we're accused of getting paid for, I'd be a lot more rich.

OOOH! I have another one! The story after I found out about affairs number 2, 3, and 4!

Baltimore, Philadelphia, Brooklyn (Kings County) and San Francisco follow the Bronx as the most expensive places to rent.

Baltimore? WTF? That place was a shithole. I moved from Seattle to Baltimore and found the rent to be dirt cheap (considering I just moved from Seattle). You get what you pay for.

Ugh. Don't EVEN get me started. I mean honestly, I'd love to get started, but time just does not permit. Perhaps later I'll get started, so you can know exactly how I feel about the extremely gendered products for babies. But for now, don't EVEN get me started.

Lesson: When you see something really messed up, ask people if they're okay. Don't film it.

I want to give those girls hugs and tell them how proud I am of them for being such amazing friends.

Q: "Do you want this?"
A: "No."

Imagine being told that your feelings aren't valid, your pain isn't legitimate

Thank you for welcoming me! I have been legally blind for thirty years but haven't yet had a welcome party! (I hope there is a piñata because I am hella good at that.) (Although usually I'm not allowed to eat all the candy.)

And an oh-so-relevant Stefon-related name. This is probably my favorite screenname on all of Gawker. (and hi from NoVA).

Virginian as well! You know it's good when your middle school English teachers take the time to make snide comments about corruption in class.

Fellow Va-er here, I could not agree more - especially since they were so smug in the beginning and certain they'd escape indictment.

I am with you, my fellow Virginian.