This is really boring trolling.

I wanted to murder you until the second to last paragraph, as I would have been the nerd to be excited to find another random Dr. Dog fan in the store like that clerk did.

Agreed. My favorite album of theirs, as well. Keep it Strange, Alaska, Die Die Die…the album fucking rules.

This is a lame criticism.

Many have tried. Good luck.

You couldn't be any more wrong.

There should be a reviewer that gives all albums Fs.

This grade is insane. That is all.

This grade shocks me a bit. I find the album pretty incredible.

I've gotten to a point in my life where I feel comfortable not finishing a book if I'm not enjoying it. With Infinite Jest, I wanted to quit about 50 pages in, but I didn't. It took about 350 pages for me to finally 'get it,' in the sense that I knew what he was trying to do. It ended up being one of the most…

I've gotten to a point in my life where I feel comfortable not finishing a book if I'm not enjoying it. With Infinite Jest, I wanted to quit about 50 pages in, but I didn't. It took about 350 pages for me to finally 'get it,' in the sense that I knew what he was trying to do. It ended up being one of the most…

Completely agreed. I've never read a work of fiction that made me literally laugh out loud as often as this book. Legitimately hysterical.

Completely agreed. I've never read a work of fiction that made me literally laugh out loud as often as this book. Legitimately hysterical.

Anyone claiming that is the worst book they have ever read is either a liar, an asshole, or an idiot who has only read a few books in their life.

Anyone claiming that is the worst book they have ever read is either a liar, an asshole, or an idiot who has only read a few books in their life.

"Gun Has No Trigger" IS my favorite song of the year. Incredible. I'm getting a boner just thinking about it!!!

"Gun Has No Trigger" IS my favorite song of the year. Incredible. I'm getting a boner just thinking about it!!!

"Psychologically rape me once, shame on you. Psychologically rape me twice, cocka-doodle-do, Jon will sue."

One of my favorite scenes in any movie ever.

Whoa, bro, you totally win the award for being the least aware of Nickelback. Congrats, man. Next, will you tell me that you thought The Situation was actually a reference to a particular situation, and not a character from the wildly popular "Jersey Shore?"