I don’t think this was really that big a problem before pokemon go. I mean, most games don’t give you that urge to play while driving you know? No one is driving and is like, dammit... I need to play just one more round of candy crush! Pokemon, however, requires you to be outside. And most people spend the majority of…

How cool that they’re finally making them, and even cooler (and somewhat ironic*) that they’ll go to supporting Parkinson’s research since self-tying laces are actually probably great for people who have Parkinson’s.

...Amazon has never shipped me anything through FedEx.