what's wrong with 560ti?

It's SIX players. You + Five friends.

As if "just" fixing some framerate and sync-issues would fix the biggest sins of this pack:

because:

wow, you sound like me. Add MY OWN CLONE jokes here!

Me.

"the iconic deformed nurses and the executioner"

The first screenshot was kinda silly choice indeed, but a nice reminder that games are still just games - no matter how pretty the frosting.

Any Mozilla Firefox alternatives?

WHY do you even bother make these flame-war igniting posts, Kotaku?

I NEED them.

indeed; ACU and MARPAT are direct copies of CADPAT when it comes to the pattern. The colors and that way the intended use are the elements that set them apart.

wow, either you own a 2000€ rig, or you've misunderstood the meaning of "max settings". Metro 2033 is easily one of the heaviest games on the market at the moment to max.

Original Okami on PS2 with 60hz and LCD -screen modes enabled look damn good even today. Not saying that a few extra pixels would be bad, but still one of the better looking PS2 titles right next to SH3.

overall they are.

Dunno what you mean with "shitty drivers", I've been using the official releases all the time without issues (used Betas of 300 series for a while to test the FXAA feature, worked nicely as well).

Same thing. My old 8800GT still works fine, and is my backup in case my current 560ti ever goes kaboom. Considering it's ~30*C idle temperature and <50*C heavy stress performance (Stalker+mods, Metro 2033 ...), I somehow doubt that.

Congraz, Kangaroo bros!

Squiffy's explanation was pretty spot on right there.

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