you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

He was just there so he wouldn’t get impeached.

All congressman were present for the vote except newly elected Pete Carroll, who decided to pass.

I’m in my 30's and remember playing a Call of Duty game with my nephew and niece ages 11 and 9 at the time. They lit me the fuck up and that’s when I knew I was officially old. Little bastards.

The greatest prank Dan Gilbert ever pulled was convincing the world that his immature high jinx, and not his predatory loan empire, are his most odious quality.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

Underrated and overrated are the worst categories in sports journalism. “Is Steph Curry’s defense better or worse than your perception of the public’s perception of Steph Curry’s defense?”

4. Over or Under for the Toilet Paper

I 100% recommend turning on the kill feed in options. I don’t know why its off by default, but the information provided is very useful.

1. The Court has heard stupider shit.

Can you imagine if real issues were taken this seriously?

In happier news, Draymond’s foot is pregnant with Steven Adams’ baby.

The Adams Family ended

It’s a shitty situation - the Heat obviously want Bosh to play, but not at the risk of his health or his life

That wasn’t his first...

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

“Donnybrook” and “big fleshpile” used in the same clip. Wonderful.

I’ll be killed off in June and replaced by Miles Teller