Bronx Tale: the door test

Kasich is like that guy at work who seems like a reasonable human being when you meet him, but then later you find out he’s some weird masochism fetishist who likes being stung in the balls by jellyfish.

Still better than being stuck with the Houston Rockets.

Buzz City is what I call the sounds under my wife’s sheets.

Then Vince needs to take notes, because you’re actually succeeding.

I’m sure NCAA will deal with this in the fairest way - by revoking the eligibility of every player who retweeted the bracket.

I have a 8 and 16 bit video game fetish so I’m cool with it.

Capcom? Doing things backwards? NO

Jesus Harmon Killebrew Christ. +1

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

This summer, I vacationed in Vermont and everywhere I went there were signs that said “Grade A Maple Syrup.” So one afternoon, I went into one of the stores and took a few samples. I honestly didn’t know where to begin! The A-F scale seems played out, and I didn’t want to be pretentious about it, like Pitchfork, and…

Did the approximately five seconds of bliss equal the unknown amount of time spent apologizing? (Probably not.)

I’m so old that I know what you mean!

a/s/l?

I am suing Alex Morgan for not returning my calls, texts, snapchat, whatsapp, skype, omegle, yahoo IM, msn messenger, and AOL chatroom requests.

Blink 182 times and you’ll miss it, but he really did take off the pants of a Jacket.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

I can’t wait to read the op-ed about how this happened because Cam Newton is a disrespectful football player.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh wait, you’re not the Pope. Sorry.

I'm really impressed with how well the Stars have handled everything. I guess you have to be prepared for everything, even the unthinkable, but even then there are some things that are still hard to imagine ever happening, like having a professional ice hockey team in Texas.