Tepid Urine would be a cool band name.

There is nothing wrong about dating more than one person at a time. If you haven’t made any sort of commitment or an agreement it’s perfectly fine, regardless of what someone may think is their boyfriend or girlfriend you don’t get to monopolize people without their consent and since we don’t know the details it’s…

He always referred to himself as a cook, not a chef. He’s not the guy who gets to order the brigade around, or figure out that a night wasabi foam for perfect compliment the sous-vide monkfish, he was the guy who was on his feet doing nothing but manning the grill for eight hours straight, or peeling spuds, or…

Wa sgoign to comment the same thing. That “stick a tablet on the dash” look is terrible

Same here- that design choice really bugs me. 

Looks nice, but man do I hate the touch-screen-that-looks-like-a-tablet-mashed-into-the-counsel look.  Obviously it’s not just Jeep...seems like every carmaker is doing this.  Please integrate your screens into the counsel.

Lol this is my eternal struggle

I really appreciate Mazda’s commitment to branding.

I too stopped seasoning things with fresh black pepper before they cook on high heat. I can’t get others in my life to understand how wrong they are about everything and how right I am.

Have you tried the new Reese PB cup Pretzel version frozen? Better than the original!  

Depends on the candy bar’s density. Don’t take a Butterfinger right out of the freezer and expect to keep all your teeth, but as I noted below: a frozen Reese’s Cup is a heavenly delight that shouldn’t damage anything.

Why I Keep a Stash of Mini Candy Bars in My Freezer

Steadying his massive elephant rifle against a well positioned rock, the ‘Housing and Zoning Inspector’ for Troy Michigan, calmly emptied his entire stockpile of high-powered ammunition into the engine block of the “Excursion” Jeep.

Can we stop pretending that Fury Road (aka Mad Max: Drive 90 Minutes In One Direction, Then Turn Around And Drive Back In 30 Minutes) was any good now?

Very few of those are beer. They are piss in a bottle or can. True beer drinkers will drink local craft brews for depth of flavor and variety.

Wow that is a shit list lol But I consider any list where Budweiser is somehow in the top 10 to be a shit list.

“Louisiana State Police called the officers’ action ‘awful but lawful.’”

I read this and thought - she is trying to kill me. Not me directly, sure. Of course. But yes, this headline is definitely trying to kill me. 

I suppose my usual solution, use six times as much garlic as I actually need and finish off the entire head as soon as I buy it, isn’t quite as cost-effective or convenient as this.