Gets taken apart and cleaned monthly: Coffee grinder, Coffee maker, Bedroom Humidifier, room Air Purifier. 

Turn you car’s seat heater on high, wait 5-10 minutes, run to the bathroom. Also, drink a shot of soy sauce, white grape juice, warm butter.

Bison>Boar>Ostrich testicles.

My favorite version of a grilled cheese is using my fav Italian cheese, Taleggio and adding red grapes cut lengthwise. Delicious

Some folks don’t need it, don’t want it. And would rather see it given to those who are struggling to feed their families.

Often “People came in after me making more money than me” indicates they had more talent than you. 

I owned and operated two gas stations back in the 80's-90's. This problem was not uncommon. The reasons stated could sometimes be the cause. (Fuel filter, etc.) But in my 20+ years experience, it’s what Eric states here.

Maybe, but it’s still enough to give me fkn nightmares. 

I’m fine with a black Superman, as long as everyone’s fine with a new white Black Panther. 

Which leads to, is a corndog a sandwich?

We enjoy Old Fashioneds over the colder months, and G&Ts during the warmer months. A few years ago, during the Spring change, we had our favorite bartender create Gin Old Fashioned for us. We refer to this now as our “transitional cocktail”.

Me too, but I gave it up for Lent this year.

I saw the original Mary Poppins in the theater when it came out. 

Have a close relative with five kids, from 3-12. They need a 8-passenger van with easily adjustable seats. They take many cross country trips, so comfort and storage are important. They’re looking at the Odyssey and Sienna, as they’re the only two available with 8 seats. Both have good rep and reliability. Any input…

A buddy and I did that one winter back in our early twenties. Heavy snow, blustery cold. No roof or doors nor coats on our backs. We had a blast. Stayed warm by chemically altering our blood.  

Bacon fat is good. Duck fat even better. Same when doing Chex Mix!

Homer’s Odyssey wasn’t this long.

Good point. I noticed on this top 100 list a similar Star Wars heavy selection. How about making a list without anything from the SW world? It would be a much more interesting list for us non-SW readers. 

“For the gardener a plow, horse not included”

When I turned 16, my parents said I was now “allowed to smoke”. They celebrated with a carton of Marlboro for my gift.