Ok, confused Brit here. Why is this anything to do with the college? Why isn’t it automatically a police matter?

Gah, hideous. The US uniforms at London 2012 were exactly the same preppy crap, and just looked so outdated compared to every other country’s uniforms. And now they’re doing it all over again. Like some horrible 80s preppy revival that’s just going on and on and on. We didn’t like it first time round ...

Going through the gears is normal over here. Hardly anyone drives an automatic - why would we? Takes all the fun out of driving.

Well, because we’re not all insane gun nuts the threat level is a lot lower ...