Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.

It’s less terrible for the planet. And given the extremely dire straits our planet is in (at least as a human-hospitable environment), I don’t mind paying a little more, if only to send the signal to fast food franchises that people are willing to support meat alternatives.

Joule thief!

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

“Don’t use this vehicle for its intended use - as a work vehicle.”

I’d totally watch a show where you solved auto-related mysteries. Call it Encyclopedia Brown Manual Wagon.

The 190 E was the predecessor to the C-class. Back when the 190 E was made, the E-class was the E-class...

The consensuses seems to be:

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“I BLACKED OUT MY HEADLIGHTS SO THEY WORK LESS!”

Somebody’s mad his weak little F-150 can’t haul as much junk in the bed as a big-daddy Mahindra.

I was 15 and I probably smoke more weed than 99% of the active weed smoking population and I remember it like it was yesterday.

I dunno Arby’s is pretty cool...

That feature debuted in ‘82 on the W201.

Carl Sagan would say Billions of people would fall in the Cosmos before they fix it.

D.B. Pooper