What you, Maher, and the DNC need to learn is that democrats can’t control their base with fear. Republicans can because republicans have a monolithic voting block. A perceived attack against white Christians is a perceived attack against all republicans.

Indeed. The electoral college no longer functions in the way it was originally intended, so I say we get rid of it. It’s only function these days is to disproportionately negatively affect the democratic party.

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They cried “The election is rigged” until “Trump won, get over it!”

I’ve read a bunch of your comments here and you seem to really have your head screwed on straight. I think you’ll make a great parent if you ever decide to exercise that option.

I mean, the separation is totally normal. Animals do it. They start pushing their young away. We shouldn’t think we’re different.

Fuck parenting.

And while you were purifying the room of whatever happened that day, you discovered your life’s true calling.

Not much skin either because I honestly don’t give a shit about them, but even Jezebel has already made teasing references to Jennifer Aniston when it comes to this. This is this decade’s Charles and Di, no matter how they play it.

#allmenincludingbrothers

#literallyallofthem

#allmen

Oh, look, an old person trying to pretend they remember what it’s like to be young.

As someone who swears constantly and doesnt understand why shit is still a swear word in 2016, this was past my line. Its Trying Too Hard along the lines of the stuff kids say to sound Edgy and Cool.

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

Ugh, same! Nothing like being spoken to like an entitled child when you’re trying to get some basic f’ing facts.

I recently was told my recently merged company no longer does “merit-based” raises. Isn’t our benefits package a great deal? Not when my rent is skyrocketing, you jackasses.

Yes, he is so awful. He has been making random comments about the health of various people for years without any evidence. And he had the nerve to criticize celebrities who want fame, yet Dr. Drew has always been desperate to be as famous as the people he would attack.

Missing a Corolla is like missing having a hangover.

You sound like a mediocre house husband.