They told him to stick around, things would be good for him. Being traded to the Jets can’t really be called “good,” can it? (Source: Jet fan.)

I mean... seriously, ten years later and these are still the highlights?  I’m not one to LOL, but I laughed my ass off at that one.

“I object to the presentation of this video you honor, it will just fill the jurors heads with facts and details and such. Can’t we all see that this man is innocent by looking at pictures of his family and his sweet, smiling face?”

“jurors can send a message about the treatment of police through a not-guilty verdict.”

Counsel for Slager: “Ah, yeah your honor... See [wink,wink], my client, who proudly served his community [wink], until that faithful day, when a black man failed to comply [wink] with simple instructions... And eventually that man struck Officer Slager, now former Officer Slager [looks down sadly], and attempted to…