I mean, he visited Cleveland, and I guess that made him close enough to being a Brown to trigger the injury.

I sort of get the impression that they’re trying to not repeat Ass Teams (because how many articles about how terrible the Raiders are can any of us read?), although I suspect that’ll get tricky by week 13 (ATOTW: The Patriots only won their game by 17 points).

Maya Rudolphs

I do this, but start with the burger, not the fries. I eat quickly enough that the fries are still hot, but now they have the benefit of the burger drippings plus any lost toppings if it’s one of those insanely-overtopped burgers. Makes the fries taste even better.

Good question. I mean, why would the network that lets Trump host a late-night comedy show and then humanizes him when Jimmy Fallon tussles his hair possible also run one of his ads?

Thankfully, this is shelved in “fiction,” not “true crime.”

SuperHero movie wasn’t great, but it was much better than the awful Friedberg/Seltzer travesties that dominated parodies before then (even it its title implies it’s from the same folks), and the scene with Tracy Morgan giving a tour of the X-Mansion still cracks me up.

And just when the could have benched him for his backup, this happens: http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25127955/new-york-giants-qb-kyle-lauletta-arrested-traffic-violation

I feel like this is destined to be mentioned by Jason during season 4 of The Good Place.

Seems to be missing a “carrier” spec (unless I completely missed it?), which is kind of essential for my needs, at least. 

Izzy Lee has a short horror film called “Postpartum” that screened at a festival here last year, and it was absolutely fantastic. I’d love to see more films from her.

PSL sales have been a struggle

Every time I read an article like this, I wonder just how many Pumpkin Spice Lattes they expect fans to buy.

The Maryland players were so happy at this turn of events, they could die.

I don’t suppose an apology for the gmail update and a way to return to the old interface would be on the table, but that would have been nice.

The only worthwhile ones are the ones from Hot Shots. Especially “The Dreidel Song”

Oh, he’s fine in the right role. Sadly, there was no part for a guy dressed as a giant omelette in this movie.

Flake’s next career will be as a lobbyist -- cozying up to his Republican colleagues one last time is exactly what he needs to make sure they’ll take his phone calls. All of them are scum.

No better wedding gift than a brush from Death!

All this, plus, he died in January and returned in September, so I wouldn’t say it was walked back “immediately” (even if, as with Batman’s back, we all knew it was going to get walked back eventually). 

Every single link on The Electric Typewriter brings up Chrome’s “This site is not private” warning (or the equivalent one in Safari), likely because of whatever weird thing on tumblr (t.umblr.com) they’re using for their redirects. Thankfully, there’s still Longreads to cover that niche.