I’m assuming they’ll land Antonio Brown as a follow-up.

I clicked on the link thinking, “okay, here’s where Dvora convinces me that rhythmic gymnastics is a real thing I should care about, instead of the thing I make fun of, especially during that one scene in Stick It.” I’m happy to have been wrong.

They’re good dogs, Drew.

So I guess we know two of Peterman’s burner email addresses now.

This isn’t just an ex-convict. It was someone who committed an act of sexual assault, and her boss hired him specifically because they were buddies, and he chose not to tell her (even though she was the one working closest with him). And this has barely been in the news cycle for a day, so she’s hardly “milking” it.

The DA offices have to work with the cops to make their cases stick, so only a case with both a huge amount of negative publicity and a DA who gives a damn will ever result in charges against cops. That’s about three a year.

One of my favorite bits, too. She’s just incredible.

Sending two first-rounders for Mack is such a bad move that I was sure my Jets were going to do it. Glad someone else is the sucker here.

The Garbage/Screaming Females cover of “Because the Night” is just a thing of beauty.

I’m seeing absolutely no mention of the Teen Titans Omnibus at the link. Anyone got something verifying it?

Riblet > Che.

He can’t be racist -- his lawyer has black friends!

It means that even when something highlight-reel good happens to the Mets (see Endy Chavez’s catch), they lose.

And the Mets, being the Mets, appear to be on the verge of squandering that homer and are down 6-4.

Wait, you haven’t seen Galavant? You really should fix that. Evans has a small but fun role, but the show as a whole is fantastic.

Great piece, but it really needed this GIF:

I’m now nostalgic for the days when Shit My Dad Says was made into a TV show.

the university accepts legal and moral responsibility for the mistakes our training staff made.

Thanks to the police, the world “benevolent” hasn’t meant what the dictionary says it means in ages. 

I’d kind of hoped that the producer named Rick Reed would turn out to be the former MLB pitcher (and two-time all-star) who was also a replacement MLB player who stuck around after.

(Also, fantastic piece, Dave!)