His twitter bio brags about having a sense of humor. Which is something people who have actual senses of humor totally feel obligated to say.

The score of the current game between them is 3-0 in favor of the Nats, which I believe qualifies as a Mets win if you grade on a curve.

So obviously y’all need to bring back Hannah Keyser to cover this.

OTOH, the final battle in Disgaea D2 has a scaling boss who can’t just be beaten by grinding and leveling side quests and the Item World, and it was one of the most intense and fun strategic battles I’ve played (even amidst the frustration of having to try it about six times).

Alas, still no word on “Ugly Delicious.” I think it’s the best new food show in ages (and reminds me so much of what Bourdain was doing), and really hope we’ll get more of it.

I moved out of NYC over twenty years ago, so all of my Mets and Jets experiences are via the TV and internet these days. Also, I opt for Ardbeg over Glenlivet.

As a Mets and Jets fan, I can tell you that it’s not hard at all. It is costly, however, as good Scotch does not come cheap.

As a Jets fan, I’m forever grateful for the Browns.

That thing with Mr. Sunshine streaming every Saturday was really confusing until I realized it wasn’t the underrated Matthew Perry sitcom.

Good point. United employees never kick ass.

When I read Dan Lyons’s book “Disrupted,” in which he complained that he couldn’t make dirty jokes at work in the corporate world but could once he went to write for SV, I pretty much lost all interest in the show.

In general, sure, but a good place can fly fish in daily. Scottsdale does have Kodo Sushi Sake, which is absolutely fantastic, and the Oh My God Roll is one of my favorites ever. It also seems reasonable that the restaurant in the W is probably one that would manage to get ahold of good fish, too.

Another festival should invite Massive Attack and promise them that You Could Have It So Much Better.

Zero nominations for Legion would be my biggest disappointment at first glance (it’s certainly more deserving that S2 of This is Us, and I’ll take Dan Stevens over Bateman and Aubrey Plaza over Bledel in their categories any day).

Editor’s Note: The headline on this article has been updated. The original version— “Kevin Smith know his new movies suck, too”—was misleading. 

This is a list clearly written by someone who doesn’t own a dog.

Man, I hope the year 2000 column following this one covers The Specials, which I find myself coming back to way more than MM for my superhero-parody shtick.

For $3, I expect at least 75% of my daily intake of sodium.

Where the hell is Frank Turner’s “Be More Kind?” Or Dessa’s “Chime?” 

If Moore likes him so much, maybe he could sign him as a baseball player. And then maybe someone else could be inspired to make him the modern Ray Chapman.